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Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.
— Thor Heyerdahl
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
— Robin Williams
I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.
— Cat Deeley
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
— Henny Youngman
I am two lesbians in a man's body.
— Eddie Izzard
I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.
— Steve Coogan
Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport.
— Henry David Thoreau
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
— Henny Youngman
