Man Car Quotes
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Man Car Quotes & Sayings
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When a dead man knocks on the car window, I think fainting is a reasonable response.
— Marjorie F. Baldwin
The car bomb is the poor man's air force.
— Mike Davis
I could never drive in a great big car; people like me because I'm a man of the people, a hustler.
— Terry McAuliffe
When you borrow a man's car, always return it with a tank of gas.
— Charlie Munger
I am not driving back home in a car with Bipolar Man," I said, and I meant it. "Seriously. I've got weapons." -Shane, Fall of Night
— Rachel Caine
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
— Kristen Schaal
Forget anything after, the 1986 Turbo cars really were rockets, and to handle them I really think you had to be a man
— Gerhard Berger
Bullshit. You're as much of a man as I am. You're the sleek little sports car to my Land Rover.
— Jay Northcote
Young men can be impetuous, young men can be rush, young men can be fools, but the Car'a'carn cannot let himself be a young man.
— Robert Jordan
In Michigan recently a man won a lawsuit for substantial damages because, he claimed, a rear-end collision in his car had made him a homosexual.
— Simon Blackburn
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
— Henny Youngman
A man may have the best of wealth, cars and fame. But there is nothing more precious in life that he will get than a woman's heart.
— Jean-Claude Van Damme
A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.
— Kenneth Tynan
I'm not just a fan of the really restored ones, the shiny ones. But I like the working man's cars.
— Danny Clinch
I am smiling a great smile. The smile of a man who fucked with his car and didn't break it.
— Andy Weir
Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?
— Phyllis Diller
It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.
— Bertrand Russell
She was a woman for whom a man would buy a diamond ring or a new car, just to cheer her up.
— Janet Fitch
Give a man a car of his own and he leaves humility and common sense behind him in the garage.
— John Le Carre
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
— Henny Youngman
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
— Mitch Hedberg
A man used to riding in a car cannot understand a pedestrian.
— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
If you run out of gas, get a man to pee in your tank. Thanks mom, for that timeless piece of wisdom. My car exploded, ok?
— Grace Feldman
My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
— Woody Allen
I'll fight a man with three children and a nice house any day over a man that's living out of a car.
— Art Briles
A man who has never gone to school may steal a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
— Theodore Roosevelt
When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits.
— Max Greenfield
A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women ... fast.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
— Marshall McLuhan
