Man Car Quotes: top 50 famous quotes about Man Car

Man Car Quotes & Sayings

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When a dead man knocks on the car window, I think fainting is a reasonable response. — Marjorie F. Baldwin

The car bomb is the poor man's air force. — Mike Davis

I could never drive in a great big car; people like me because I'm a man of the people, a hustler. — Terry McAuliffe

One day a man has a job, and life is full of possibilities. The next day the job and the car are gone, and the man cannot look his wife in the eye. — Anita Shreve

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car! — Prince

When you borrow a man's car, always return it with a tank of gas. — Charlie Munger

A fancy car and hot girl is the dream of every loser male, while a rich handsome man is the dream of every bitch. — Eyden I.

I am not driving back home in a car with Bipolar Man," I said, and I meant it. "Seriously. I've got weapons." -Shane, Fall of Night — Rachel Caine

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys? — Kristen Schaal

The car is not a rabbit or a deer that jumps around in sweeping lines, but it is a man-made work of technology in need of an appropriate roadway. — Fritz Todt

Forget anything after, the 1986 Turbo cars really were rockets, and to handle them I really think you had to be a man — Gerhard Berger

Bullshit. You're as much of a man as I am. You're the sleek little sports car to my Land Rover. — Jay Northcote

Young men can be impetuous, young men can be rush, young men can be fools, but the Car'a'carn cannot let himself be a young man. — Robert Jordan

In Michigan recently a man won a lawsuit for substantial damages because, he claimed, a rear-end collision in his car had made him a homosexual. — Simon Blackburn

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!" — Chris Rock

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. — Henny Youngman

A man may have the best of wealth, cars and fame. But there is nothing more precious in life that he will get than a woman's heart. — Jean-Claude Van Damme

Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny. — James M. Cain

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car. — Kenneth Tynan

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighbourhood. — Coolio

Ken Shamrock is the World's Most Dangerous Man? Maybe behind the wheel of a car. — Don Frye

I'm not just a fan of the really restored ones, the shiny ones. But I like the working man's cars. — Danny Clinch

I am smiling a great smile. The smile of a man who fucked with his car and didn't break it. — Andy Weir

Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp? — Phyllis Diller

I am 'Mr. Karaoke Guy' in the car completely. I just go with it and don't care what anyone else thinks - I'm singing, man! — Drake Bell

It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go. — Bertrand Russell

Down the road in the rain and snow
The man and his machine would go
Oh the secrets that old car would know
Sometimes I hear him sayin' ... — Marc Cohn

She was a woman for whom a man would buy a diamond ring or a new car, just to cheer her up. — Janet Fitch

Mastery of the art and spirit of the Germanic language enables a man to travel all day in one sentence without changing cars. — Mark Twain

Give a man a car of his own and he leaves humility and common sense behind him in the garage. — John Le Carre

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. — Earl Wilson

Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead — Tom Waits

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. — Mitch Hedberg

A man used to riding in a car cannot understand a pedestrian. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

If you run out of gas, get a man to pee in your tank. Thanks mom, for that timeless piece of wisdom. My car exploded, ok? — Grace Feldman

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars. — Woody Allen

A man's car is like an extension of their ego and their manhood. — Shakira

A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car. — Jay Leno

Remember? In the car. You told me that you planned to marry one man, and that one man would be me. I agree with you. I think you should marry me. — Belle Aurora

I'll fight a man with three children and a nice house any day over a man that's living out of a car. — Art Briles

A man who has never gone to school may steal a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. — Theodore Roosevelt

When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits. — Max Greenfield

A man who drives a two-thousand-pound car at one hundred seventy miles per hour does not get flustered by the honking of the geese. — Garth Stein

But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman. — Tim Allen

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. — Prince Philip

A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women ... fast. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man. — Marshall McLuhan

A man sits in his car at the traffic lights, waiting for them to go green. — Michael Frayn

Life is a bumper car arena. Drive the hell out of it until the man at the control panel turns your car off. — S.A. Hunt