Malfunction Quotes: top 25 famous quotes about Malfunction

Malfunction Quotes & Sayings

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If you have to think about relaxing, are you really relaxing? — Janice Thompson

What a time to have a brain-to-mouth filter malfunction. — E.L. James

He thought she knew what he meant, but the biggest mistake you can make is thinking they know what you mean. — Daniel Handler

brain-to-mouth filter malfunction. — E.L. James

I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction! — Nikki Reed

What is your major malfunction? — R. Lee Ermey

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again. — Charles Stross

It signified nothing that the raw, male magnetism that emanated from him probably made compasses malfunction in his presence. — Gaelen Foley

Life is not a malfunction. It's beautiful. But if you do not see it that way, it's simply because your room needs cleaning. — Frederick Lenz

I have certainly had my share of long-distance love affairs. — Drew Barrymore

Listen douche pants. You're not going to tell me anything about disease I don't already know. — John Green

Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg! — Jerry Lawler

The greatest malfunction of spirit is to believe things. — Louis Pasteur

The place of cycling in our society is set to grow, and I am committed to doing everything possible to encourage that. — Gordon Brown

Yes, in a moment of pure brain-to-mouth filter malfunction, the question did slip. I'm not proud — Jodi Ellen Malpas

If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction. — Arthur Bloch

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. — John Perry Barlow

You can do anything when it's not real.
When it is real, nothing breaks your fall. Nothing gets between you and the ground. — Markus Zusak

Our Souls are not for sale — Liaquat Ali Khan

None that will come to Christ, let his condition be what it will, need to fear but that Christ will provide a place suitable for him in heaven. — Jonathan Edwards

Trouble is the place where you find yourself when your judgment malfunction — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Sometimes the issue isn't that your problems are so big, it's that you see yourself as being so small. — Steve Maraboli

A closed mind is like a parachute malfunction, a mind like a parachute only works if it is fully open. — Brian Michael Good

There will be no wardrobe malfunction with me. I can promise you that ... I have nothing I will be exposing or taking off. — Paul McCartney

Having pretty much burned every bridge he crossed, our friendship was like a malfunction of his usually deficient people skills. — Tammara Webber