Male Humour Quotes
Collection of top 20 famous quotes about Male Humour
Male Humour Quotes & Sayings
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You learn something when you don't play well, and I figure that helping people, it makes me very, very happy.
— Yani Tseng
The best we can do, to paraphrase Pollan, is to eat whole foods, mostly plants, and not too much.
— A. J. Jacobs
So that he seemed to depart not from life, but from one home to another.
— Cornelius Nepos
A man should live with his superiors as he does with his fire: not too near, lest he burn; nor too far off, lest he freeze.
— Albert Pike
I was shy, said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side.
— Anne Gracie
Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male
— Keisha Keenleyside
Jacob Zuma built a 2 million rand swimming pool, but no one in the family knows how to swim
— Julius Malema
I want a baby of my very own one day, but it seems that my being male is a BIIIIT of a problem.
— Yana Toboso
I guess that the goddess Venus wasn't on my side with this fine specimen of the male gender!
— Adele Rose
Honesty consists of the unwillingness to lie to others; maturity, which is equally hard to attain, consists of the unwillingness to lie to oneself.
— Sydney J. Harris
You worry too much. Eat some bacon ... what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.
— Justin Halpern
The important thing is to be there, score when needed. It's better if the goals are beautiful, better still if they are important.
— Wayne Rooney
Give food to the birds, you will then be surrounded by the wings of love, you will be encompassed by the joys of little silent hearts!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
The encapsulated bird your conspirators sent you to fetch. The sterilized male chicken with the Creator DNA sequences. The plot capon. Where is it?
— Charles Stross
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
— Habeeb Akande
