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Search without Google is like social networking without Facebook: unimaginable. — Evgeny Morozov

I never realized how much of the pleasure of dining out is watching people, otherwise it feels like ordering in with better utensils. — Emma McLaughlin

You were seen, you were heard and you matter. — Oprah Winfrey

She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright

Now now, Emily, it isn't nice to tell the truth. — Jun Mochizuki

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything. — Aubrey Plaza

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

You can't listen to all that language and filth without it affecting you — C. Delores Tucker

Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but ... your male anatomy is bothering me. — Dahlia L. Summers

I was shy, said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side. — Anne Gracie

What is known is a matter of time, and time is a matter of what is not yet known. — Sage Blackwood

A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny. — Kym Whitley

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

Stupid male ego. — Tera Lynn Childs

it's why men marry women and why women have children. — Chuck Palahniuk

Ain't necessarily 'bout bein' the 'right one' so much as it is bein' the one that's there an' willin'. — Mercedes Lackey

I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright

I'm always independent. No boss. — Carine Roitfeld

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson

Real men don't lift weights, they lift women. — Every Male Ballet Dancer

I just want my name back so my life can go back to chaotic and weird instead
of chaotic and desperate. — Kim Harrison

What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs. — Joe Manganiello

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male — Keisha Keenleyside

Drink deep the cup of life; take it's dark wine into your soul. For it passes round the table only once. — Jack McDevitt

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty? — John Layfield

Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid. — Don Rickles

Perv."
He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point? — Rachel Caine

Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was human after all ... — Cameo Renae