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Univision is the only network where you pay for more, not for less. — Randy Falco

I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids — Harvey MacKay

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal

I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing. — James L. Brooks

Buddy hugged his father,and promptly, with a dreadful brightness, came over to me and held out his had.I shook it. It felt fat and moist. — Sylvia Plath

Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom! — Noah Scalin

I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier. — Kelly Bishop

The Church must be intelligible to the simple as well as to the shrewd. — Robert Hugh Benson

Every man should have the right to choose their destiny. — Bob Marley

contract. I'm trying to get us through this alive, and I don't want my strategy compromised by an amateur with — Sandra Brown

Sometimes death is just the beginning — Nora Jones

Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it. — Mark W. Boyer

Church words are easy to say, but they're not so easy to live by. — Bette Lee Crosby

Unzipping that body bag didn't bother me," Ranger said, "but I'm going to have nightmares over this casino. — Janet Evanovich

[American] liberalism today sees no realm of human life that is beyond political significance, from what you eat to what you smoke to what you say. — Jonah Goldberg

There's definitely, definitely, definitely, no logic to human behaviour ... There's no map And a compass Wouldn't help at all — Bjork

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale

Don't let life harden your heart. — Pema Chodron

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. — Kevin Hart

I'm not shy or reclusive. I just spend my time with people rather than journalists. — Sade Adu

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. — Tim Vine

Can you make a mistake and miss your fate? — Sarah Jessica Parker

Being on the road and doing events is like getting kids ready for school for most families. — David Wolfe

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant