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Ava said her hand accidentally slipped and made contact with her guy's nose. I said Repeatedly? And she said, 'Uh, yeah. I'm really clumsy.
— Gena Showalter
To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.
— Gena Showalter
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
— Jerry Lawler
I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant.
— C.S. Forester
The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, I wish you hadn't made every line funny. It's so depressing.
— Quentin Crisp
Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'.
— Brandon Stanton
I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
— David Torn
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
— Lewis Black
Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet?
— Felix J. Palma
Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either way
— Darynda Jones
I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?
— Frankie Boyle