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Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By Sara Blakely: The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people

The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it. — Sara Blakely

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By Gena Showalter: Ava said her hand accidentally slipped and made

Ava said her hand accidentally slipped and made contact with her guy's nose. I said Repeatedly? And she said, 'Uh, yeah. I'm really clumsy. — Gena Showalter

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By Gena Showalter: To answer your question, you want me because

To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome. — Gena Showalter

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet. — Bill Bailey

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Foley looks like an un-made bed.

Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By C.S. Forester: I thank God daily for the good fortune

I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. — C.S. Forester

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By Quentin Crisp: The simplest comment on my book came from

The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, I wish you hadn't made every line funny. It's so depressing. — Quentin Crisp

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By Brandon Stanton: Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always

Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'. — Brandon Stanton

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By David Torn: I decided I would rather have a day

I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it. — David Torn

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: All the candy corn that was ever made

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. — Lewis Black

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By Felix J. Palma: Why had his mother gone to the trouble

Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet? — Felix J. Palma

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By Megan Duke: I made a birdhouse," he said confidently. "And

I made a birdhouse," he said confidently. "And I painted it to look like Hogwarts. — Megan Duke

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered

Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either way — Darynda Jones

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: I watched the footage of Saddam being executed,

I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to? — Frankie Boyle

Made For Each Other Funny Quotes By George Carlin: If God had intended us not to masturbate,

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin