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Stop lusting after my brother, wife." Elliott said without looking up from where a laptop sat on a large desk. "Else I'll have to get the parrot out. — Katie MacAlister

Men of intellect did not, as a rule, bring home stray women who insisted on flinging themselves on horses. — Katie MacAlister

Lady Rowena gasped in horror at the sight of Lord Raoul's majestic purple-helmeted warrior of love. — Katie MacAlister

No, Joy, you just think gin makes you brilliant. Gin makes you sotted. Chocolate makes you brilliant. — Katie MacAlister

Mimes! You can't tell me the devil doesn't have anything to do with mimes!-Paula, Holy Smokes — Katie MacAlister

It wasn't as if she was a silly, naive miss who knew nothing of the way of things
heaven knows, she had been to Boston! — Katie MacAlister

Driving a car versus riding a bike is on par with watching television rather than living your own life." - Bruce MacAlister, Calgary — Silver Bullet

Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy.
(petting zoo sign) — Katie MacAlister

A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau. — Katie MacAlister

...my soul bleeding tears of anguish — Katie MacAlister

Hoo! You're like a giant mood ring! I wonder if I can make different colors show up depending on where i touch you
- Nell Harris — Katie MacAlister

Oh, boy," Jim said, giving an excited wiggle. "Cat fight! Wish I had some popcorn. — Katie MacAlister

Oh, lovely. Magical zombies have stolen my valknut. — Katie MacAlister

Think of me as Demon: The Next Generation. — Katie MacAlister

Jim stuck his head out of the rodie. I'm not going to do this out in the open where anyone can see me!. That's unnatural! — Katie MacAlister

No, I didn't enjoy that in the least. Do it again so I can not enjoy it some more. — Katie MacAlister

Too much talking and not enough writhing in ecstasy. You will commence writhing now. — Katie MacAlister

No one likes a soused vampire! — Katie MacAlister

It was alright to be afraid of something, as long as you didn't let the fear control you. — Katie MacAlister

Why are you taking your breasts away?"
-Dane "Cernunnos" Hearne — Katie MacAlister

My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore. — Katie MacAlister

Every person receives two educations in life; one they receive from others, and; more importantly, the one they give themselves. — Charles MacAlister

I hope you are pleased with yourself. You have made a spirit cry. — Katie MacAlister

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face. — Katie MacAlister

You do not interrupt a man when he is explaining his master plan after having been soundly defeated. Don't you watch any James Bond Movies? — Katie MacAlister

He does not see as i have that you have given him your heart, but he is male. We will cut him some slack for that handicap, yes? — Katie MacAlister

Don't think I'm not holding you responsible for this, either, you witch!"

"I think you lefth the B off that word," Jim said. — Katie MacAlister

He might be a dragon, he might be someone whose name instilled fear in other people, but boy howdy, he sure turned my crank. — Katie MacAlister

I'll drive. But don't you be turning into a dragon while you're in the car. I don't want those claws poking holes in my nice upholstery. — Katie MacAlister

I felt like I was ten again and had been caught using my uncle's Cuban cigars as miniature canoes in the toilet. — Katie MacAlister

I am a dragon. We do not nag. We suggest. — Katie MacAlister

I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness. — Katie MacAlister

Those who play with fire should expect to be consumed by it. — Katie MacAlister

Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? — Katie MacAlister

You're not related to the Three Stooges are you? 'Cause I could swear this escape scene is one of theirs." ~ Jim — Katie MacAlister

Didn't want you to think that I looked at you as nothing more than an orgasm machine. — Katie MacAlister

So let me get this straight
May's a virgin, lesbian, doppleganger, wyvern's mate? — Katie MacAlister

Unexpected Penis is my grunge band name, — Katie MacAlister

I love you and that means I'm stuck with you no matter how badly you treat me. — Katie MacAlister

It wasn't until the car turned the corner and headed down a busy Paris street that I slumped back in the seat, but my slumpage was short-lived — Katie MacAlister

The bottom line is, life is for living, sweetie. It's for taking chances and trying to grab up every little piece of happiness you can latch on to. — Katie MacAlister

Well, if it isn't Puff the Magic Dragon — Katie MacAlister

Would you like me to turn over so you can see my other side?" Raphael asked.
"Would you?" Roxy breathed hopefully. — Katie MacAlister

Do you have some sort of anti-derangement medication? If so, you might wish to take it. — Katie MacAlister

You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun. — Katie MacAlister

You really do think you're the cat's pajamas, don't you? I asked Raphael, annoyed with his arrogance. — Katie MacAlister

He made a tck noise in the back of his throat. It expressed all sorts of annoyance and impatience, with just a smidgen of an implied eye roll. — Katie MacAlister

You took a bath without me?
I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice. — Katie MacAlister

Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!" -Joy
"I'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned." -Roxy — Katie MacAlister

love is life
no love , no life — Katie MacAlister

It is the way of women to keep us humble, is it not? — Katie MacAlister

Honestly, it's like trying to discuss brain surgery with tapioca. — Katie MacAlister

He's not really my man," I protested.
One fuzzy white eyebrow rose over the lens of his glasses. "You were certainly ogling him as if he was. — Katie MacAlister

I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it! — Katie MacAlister

He held up a hand as we rounded a corner onto a busy street. "Red dragons?" I whispered. "No. Mimes. — Katie MacAlister

You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient. — Katie MacAlister

Stop fussing over me, woman. I will be whole again shortly, and then you can resume ogling me and desiring my body. — Katie MacAlister

I didn't say he wasn't a good employer, just that he's not going to be awarded a Sane Person of the Year award. — Katie MacAlister

Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not. — Katie MacAlister

Hey, that spot over there smells pretty good. This area has been peed on a lot. — Katie MacAlister

I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work. — Katie MacAlister

I looked at Raphael. He looked back at me.Several parts of me that weren't on public display brought out their pompoms and began cheering. — Katie MacAlister

Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor. — Katie MacAlister

I love you, hugs & kisses, smoochies galore, licks, nibbles & assorted gropages!! -Aisling said to Drake — Katie MacAlister

Just let me catch my breath, Red Macalister, and think. You've tipped my teapot handle over spout. — Debra Holland

If I thought he had magic fingers, his lips were candidates for the Houdini Hall of Fame. — Katie MacAlister

You're handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire. — Katie MacAlister

What's a friend for if not to face almost certain death with, eh? — Katie MacAlister

How was I going to break it to my sister and brother that I was now a demon lord? — Katie MacAlister

Exactly. You might not be the sharpest apple in the barrel, but you do have your wicks lit when it matters. — Katie MacAlister

...but I forgot that I've been bound to the Forest Gump of Guardians. Lucky, lucky me. — Katie MacAlister

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me. — Katie MacAlister

I'm not at all the sort of woman who kisses strange dragons when she comes across them. — Katie MacAlister

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid. — Katie MacAlister

Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed. — Katie MacAlister