Ma'am Quotes
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Ma'am Quotes & Sayings
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I am he / Who champions total liberty - / Intolerance being, ma'am, a state / No tolerant man can tolerate.
— Phyllis McGinley
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.
— Hank Williams Jr.
I was brought up in a household with sir and ma'am.
— Darrell Issa
You got it. Wham, bam, start the apocalypse, ma'am.
— Michele Hauf
Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work.
— Bill Engvall
These eggs are broken. Cracked.""Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges
It?" "Friday, April fourth, ma'am." She coughs. Then she doubles over and coughs
— Christina Baker Kline
I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please. / Sir, we don't serve negroes here. / Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.
— Joseph Lowery
I am very interested in bringing companies from everywhere to sell their products in China.
— Jack Ma
Paying twenty-five dollars for me was your mistake, ma'am. I'm not worth more than fifteen.
— Margaret Brownley
Shut up, cowboy."Yes, ma'am."
And give me a kiss."
Yes, ma'am. — Autumn Cornwell
My God, ma'am, you're so pretty I'd walk ten miles barefooted on a freezing morning to stand in your shit.
— Richard Brautigan
An eight-pound Cheddar. No one can resist a bit of Cheddar cheese, ma'am. Not even the dead.
— Julia Stuart
This is a musical, ma'am. If there's no gay, there's a problem.
— Andrew Rannells
Yes, Ma'am, I do have all the answers! All in this one slim Volume!
— Paula Rae Wallace
Kid Chaos : "Yes, ma'am".
— Tara Janzen
Ma'am," I said at last. "Do you think going out with someone like him is a good idea? At last count, he had eleven Chihuahuas.
— Richelle Mead
What's your name, Farm Boy?""Charlie Heggensford, ma'am." He stuck out his hand and she smiled as she shook it. — Hank Edwards
A wine, please." "Ma'am, this is McDonald's." "Okay, a McWine, please." - MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THROUGH, 2 A.M.
— Darynda Jones
Ma'am," I said, "I'd have liked it, having you for a ma.
— Louis L'Amour
A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off.
— Ginnetta Correli
I am Taiwanese as well as Chinese.
— Ma Ying-jeou
Feeding a crowd?' the woman behind the counter asked.Yes, ma'am ,' Fang said sweetly.
Yeah, him and all his split personalities, I thought. — James Patterson
Are you a religious man, Mr. Williams?" "No, ma'am. I reckon I'm not. But I do enjoy a relationship with my Savior. Will that do?
— Cynthia Hickey
Wisteria is my favorite flowering vine. Do you know why?'I shook my head. 'No, ma'am.'
'Because it's strong
just like me. — Beth Hoffman
Well, got any relish?" "No, ma'am." "Tomato ketchup?" "No, ma'am." "And they call this a gormay paradise,
— Terry Pratchett
That's really specific, ma'am. For a prediction, I mean.""It's not a prediction."
"It's not? Then what is it?"
"It's what is. — Dean Koontz
I am always sincere, ma petite, even when I lie. - Jean Claude
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Ma'am," Cline said, "I hid under dead bodies less cold than you." He glanced at Harper and
— Joe Hill
Foolish tongues will always wag, ma'am, but people of goodwill ignore them.
— Jennifer Paynter
Three years? That's a thousand tomorrows, ma'am.
— Karen Kingsbury
Is it too much to ask the gods for a happy life together? Caulder McCutchen from Hey, Cowboy, Book #2
— Mary J. McCoy-Dressel
This isn't going to be a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. Luc's a lover. He's going to take it nice and slow. Make me ache for it.
— Leah Marie Brown
the wham-bam-thank-you-and-maybe-I'll-call-you-later-ma'am vibe from him? That's called a Loganism,
— Tijan
And you ma'am, are pure sweetness and light!" He grinned slowly. He mocked her in return, but he was surprisingly, wickedly handsome.
— Heather Graham
Repining is of no use, ma'am," said Ralph. "Of all the fruitless errands, sending a tear to look after a day that is gone, is the most fruitless.
— Charles Dickens
I will. I surely will. Good-by, ma'am." As
— John Steinbeck
How do you do, ma'am?" said the captain. "I am very glad to see you. I have come a long way to see you.
— Charles Dickens
You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am ... Carry on.
— Charles M. Schulz
One of the stock Sydney jokes is of the census-taker who enquires: 'How many children have you, ma'am?' 'Two living and three in Melbourne.'
— Elspeth Huxley
I be wanting to speak on stuff sometimes, but Spirit be like, "Leave that shit alone, hear?" And I be like, "Yes, ma'am.
— Trelani Michelle
I don't feel unfriendly, ma'am," said Mrs. Wiggins. "Only towards Mr. Margarine. You know very well why." Mrs.
— Walter R. Brooks
I ain't saying you're a liar, because that wouldn't be polite. But I'll tell you this, ma'am. If I loved liars, I'd hug you to death.
— Jim Thompson
Mr. Asher, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." "No, ma'am, I'm going to have to insist that you pass away, this instant. You're overdue.
— Christopher Moore
The real sin ma'am, in my mind lies in thinking of ever wedding with a man you don't love honest and true.
— Thomas Hardy
And I said no ma'am I just aim to quit. I ain't ahead by a damn sight. I never will be.
— Cormac McCarthy
It's normally just wham, bam, thank you ma'am, (...)
— C.M. Stunich
But I just mentioned it one day, and he decided that the color must be changed." "It's not his to change, ma'am.
— Walter R. Brooks
I'ma continue to make records, continue to make hits, continue to be what I am, legendary.
— Young Jeezy
We will find the cure, ma'am. I give you my word.
— James Dashner
Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am!
— David Bowie
I ma trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition.
— Douglas Coupland
As soon as there was an answer, he stepped closer to the speaker and said, "Federal agents, ma'am""Nice try, asshole — Abigail Roux
The female asked him, "Have you ever been bait? Well, besides jailbait. Rowr." "I can't say that I have, ma'am." Texan accent?
— Kresley Cole
I am completely in favour of dialogue and engagement. But it must be a true, open dialogue.
— Ma Jian
Y'all have no idea how many times I say, 'Yes, ma'am.'
— Taylor Hicks
Change the world is maybe Obama's job.
— Jack Ma
We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.
— Hank Williams Jr.
Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma'am? (Waiter)'How about a bag for my head, or a stick to beat Lanie with?' (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ma'am," Magnus said, advancing. "I must counsel you not to exit the carriage while a demon-slaying is in progress.
— Cassandra Clare
want old fashioned romance; dates, flowers, stolen moments. Not wham-bam, thank you, ma'am.
— Willow Brooks
Yes, ma'am, I like raspberry cake, only I like it better with no poison or scorpions in it.
— Frances Hardinge
Heat, ma am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.
— Sydney Smith
I'm a wolf ma'am. Not a cat. I don't play around with my prey.
— Patricia Briggs
He's no more human than I am, ma petite." At least I'm not dead." That can be remedied.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I am sincere, ma petite, even when I lie.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
Could you say 'senator' instead of 'ma'am? It's just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title. I'd appreciate it.
— Barbara Boxer
Moving your asshole-mouth & YES SIR I am saying NO MA'AM I am saying.
— Joyce Carol Oates
When a man don't know his own mind, Miss Shirley, ma'am, how's a poor woman going to be sure of it?
— L.M. Montgomery
What are you staring at, sailor?'His ice eyes did not flicker. 'My captain, ma'am.'
'Get back to work, Seton.'
He bowed. — Katharine Ashe
That roads are for journeys, ma'am, not destinations
— Margaret Landon
The eight-year-old beat your best cadet in hand-to-hand combat?" "So did the six-year-old girl, ma'am. Actually, she beat the instructor also.
— James Patterson
