M&m Birthday Quotes
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M&m Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
— Larry David
I'm soooo happy you're my Dad
And soooo I want to say
I love you, Dad, and wish you
A sooo very best birthday — John Walter Bratton
And soooo I want to say
I love you, Dad, and wish you
A sooo very best birthday — John Walter Bratton
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.
— Lewis Black
I'm super, it's like my favourite meal and a birthday blowjob from Christina Hendricks in here.
— David Louden
I'm sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived
on April Fools Day. — Olivia Lichtenstein
on April Fools Day. — Olivia Lichtenstein
I'm tipsy." I corrected, "and it's my birthday and I want to dance. Come one, Linc, it won't kill you.
— Jessica Shirvington
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
— Steven Wright
Aw Gray, you remembered my birthday, I'm flattered.
— Jessica Wennberg
I'm six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days.
— Darryl Dawkins
I'm not a birthday person. Maybe because I don't like to build expectations around that one day. You never know how it'll turn out to be.
— Ranbir Kapoor
All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I'm having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have.
— Brandy Norwood
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40.
— Nicolas Cage
I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.
— Ogden Nash
If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I'm not entirely comfortable with that, I said, smirking.
— Laura Kreitzer
You don't like surprises?" "I'm fine with them." Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday. Let's get naked on the porch. Oh God.
— Nora Roberts
To fill your life with joy and happiness, the greatest gift that you can give is love and kindness. Wishing you a memorable birthday!
— Debasish Mridha
If I'm about to forget my kid's birthday, I want the phone to scream at me until I do something about it.
— Sundar Pichai
So I'm standing there, holding a googly-eyed can of beans as it shakes and loudly farts the birthday song to me in a gas station.
— Jenny Lawson
May your birthday be as pleasant and awesome as you always are.
— Debasish Mridha
Fifty years old, 212 fights, and I'm still pretty.
— Muhammad Ali
Daddy
I'm just little
But I love you
BIG
Happy Birthday Big Daddy — John Walter Bratton
I'm just little
But I love you
BIG
Happy Birthday Big Daddy — John Walter Bratton
Whatever you wish for yourself today I'm wishing it doubled - in the nicest way! Have a Happy, Happy Birthday
— Margaret Jones
Go fuck a fifteen-year old."
"Her birthday was in March. She's sixteen now."
"I'm hanging up on you. — Tiffany Reisz
"Her birthday was in March. She's sixteen now."
"I'm hanging up on you. — Tiffany Reisz
You are not getting older; you are getting wiser.
— Debasish Mridha
Just so I'm clear ... you thought a brothel would be a suitable place to host a birthday party for a woman?
— Lindsay Buroker
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
— Victoria Beckham
At 50, you probably get muddled?
I'm the same, that's how I know?
If you ever get lost, don't worry?
Just change where you want to go — John Walter Bratton
I'm the same, that's how I know?
If you ever get lost, don't worry?
Just change where you want to go — John Walter Bratton
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
— Steven Wright
I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.
— Amanda Seyfried
I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care.
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
Diana has only one birthday in a year. It isn't as if birthdays were common things, Marilla.
— L.M. Montgomery
POPPY: Don't just agree with me because it's my birthday, and I'm special, and you feel inferior under the shadow of my specialness.
— Bijou Hunter
Time, where did you go? / Why did you leave me here alone? / Wait, don't go so fast / I'm missing the moments as they pass
— Chantal Kreviazuk
I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays!
— Norman Rockwell
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.
— Melvin Helitzer
I'm not getting old. I'm getting better.
— Shirley Bassey
John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.
— Maureen O'Hara
Now that I'm 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, "I don't know who you are, stranger, but I'm gonna shave you anyway".
— Milton Friedman
I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
— George Carlin
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
— Kirstie Alley
I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.
— Toks Olagundoye
Today is my grandfather's birthday."
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz
I'm sorry I can't do more. But happy birthday, Sadie.
He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. — Rick Riordan
He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. — Rick Riordan
Decorate your birthday with love and memories not with years.
— Debasish Mridha
Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great!
— Colin Powell