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Hey, a disclaimer about me: I'm rude. — Mindy Kaling

Some people really feel uncomfortable around women who don't hate themselves. (P.221) — Mindy Kaling

If you got it, flaunt it. And if you don't got it, flaunt it. — Mindy Kaling

As a kid, I was curious but not remotely adventurous, if that makes sense. — Mindy Kaling

I am always surprised at what movie studios think people will want to see. I'm even more surprised at how often they are correct. — Mindy Kaling

Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler. — Mindy Kaling

I feel the same way about clothes as I do about food. I want everything, — Mindy Kaling

If I'm at a party where I'm not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye. — Mindy Kaling

I'd rather be like Odysseus than someone who was handed everything. — Mindy Kaling

Everyone should try to live their life like they'd like to be a role model. — Mindy Kaling

Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like. — Mindy Kaling

I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear Converse sneakers. — Mindy Kaling

It doesn't help for you to name a character's first name be Mindy and then be like, "I'm nothing like the character." — Mindy Kaling

If I sound bitter, that's because I'm still a little bitter. — Mindy Kaling

As you can see, when I write, I like to look like I'm recovering from tuberculosis. — Mindy Kaling

Is Dwight really like that in real life?" to which I respond: "Oh, no, Rainn isn't like Dwight. Dwight is an angel next to Rainn. Rainn is a demon. — Mindy Kaling

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. — Mindy Kaling

If someone really wants to see you, they always find a way. Always. — Mindy Kaling

Will (now renamed "Trouble Don't Pick Up" in my phone) came to L.A. with the president and asked me to dinner. — Mindy Kaling

I would rather have someone read my diary than look at my iPod playlists. — Mindy Kaling

Sometimes I aid into the confusion by having my character's name be my name. — Mindy Kaling

Best friend isn't a person, it's a tier. — Mindy Kaling

Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women. — Mindy Kaling

My dad is a very snappy dresser; he gets all his stuff tailored. He's an architect, so he's a little more artistically minded. — Mindy Kaling

And that's all show business is, really. Transitioning panics. — Mindy Kaling

If my childhood, teens, and twenties were about wanting people to like me, now I want people to know me. So, — Mindy Kaling

I feel like the high-concept shows that have some kind of gimmick tend not to be the hit classic shows of all time. — Mindy Kaling

My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I've ever had in my life. — Mindy Kaling

Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic. — Mindy Kaling

I just have my characters say my controversial opinions and then hide behind them. — Mindy Kaling

Why wear white? It's like, forget about dropping something on it. I don't understand how anybody wears white. — Mindy Kaling

I cringe a lot when I look at my early talk-show experiences. — Mindy Kaling

I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world. — Mindy Kaling

I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed. — Mindy Kaling

I love you, Mindy! Mindy, look at me, believe me!"
"I don't?
"Why????"
"Because you love me until you don't. — Mindy Kaling

I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself. — Mindy Kaling

No pasta. I'm serious. I will climb out of my coffin if anyone brings a baked ziti. — Mindy Kaling

I'm Adorable. I Look like Keira Knightley Running Errands! — Mindy Kaling

So I'm into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. — Mindy Kaling

I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy. — Mindy Kaling

One stipulation to my borrowing your clothes is that you have to have worn the item at least once before I borrow it. I'm not a monster. — Mindy Kaling

I'm too excited to sleep! — Mindy Kaling

I'm so much more confident and sexy at thirty-eight than I ever was when I was eighteen or twenty-four ... — Mindy Kaling

That's my advice to people. You can't get hung up on thinking, "Am I the victim in this situation?" No, I'm in charge of it. — Mindy Kaling

If I'm going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess, right? — Mindy Kaling

People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking with. What's wrong with me? — Mindy Kaling

I feel like I'm in the right profession. — Mindy Kaling

I'll get you, you clique-y sons of bitches, I thought. You know what? I never did get them. I'm just realizing now. I should totally still get them. — Mindy Kaling

I think as humans, no one remembers their successes, everyone just remembers their failures. — Mindy Kaling

Who is this invisible antiterrorist? It's me, Mindy Kaling. I was hiding behind Cee Lo's fur coat, and no one saw me. — Mindy Kaling

Skinny foodie, get away from me. — Mindy Kaling

I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess. — Mindy Kaling

There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice. — Mindy Kaling

I knew the truth, which is if someone really wants to see you, they always find a way. Always. That — Mindy Kaling

I guess I'm the kind of person who likes to be part of something so much that I won't care if the something is bad. — Mindy Kaling

People don't say "Give me your honest opinion" because they want an honest opinion. They say it because it's rude to say "Please tell me I'm amazing. — Mindy Kaling

That's the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy. — Mindy Kaling

I'm an A student. I'm addicted to feedback, and I want to please people. That's sort of how I've gotten to where I am. — Mindy Kaling

More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look — Mindy Kaling

Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them. — Mindy Kaling

That's why every doctor on TV is a drug addict, a sociopath, or just plain mega-rude. Doctors can do anything they want! — Mindy Kaling

I know many friends who loved their sororities. I wasn't traumatized. I was just bored. — Mindy Kaling

Every kid wants approval, but my desire to be well liked was central to my personality. — Mindy Kaling

Cause that's all I want. A sweet, mature, normal, loving guy, with no baggage. And who has an absolutely enormous penis. — Mindy Kaling

There is no difference between Ripley from Alien and any Katherine Heigl character. — Mindy Kaling

They gave you that trophy so you wouldn't feel bad, not because you deserved it. You should know the difference. — Mindy Kaling

True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling

I guess when you go to business school you never turn business off. — Mindy Kaling

I am the kind of person that is drawn to colors against my will. — Mindy Kaling

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors. — Mindy Kaling

I have a goofy side that impacts my clothing a lot. To that end, I love witty, colorful, prints. — Mindy Kaling

Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly. — Mindy Kaling

I got to see my friend B. J. Novak daily, which, when we weren't fighting, was the absolute best. — Mindy Kaling

If Europe could figure out a way to do the euro, I feel confident we can do this. — Mindy Kaling

The truth is, it's hard to get people to like you, but it's even harder to keep people liking you. — Mindy Kaling

There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes — Mindy Kaling

I especially like eavesdropping on women my age. Besides being titillating, it also helps me gauge where I'm at in comparison. — Mindy Kaling

I don't read them; I just hit "accept." iTunes may own my ovaries, for all I know. — Mindy Kaling

No, that is boring. If people want to see medical stuff they should watch ER. — Mindy Kaling

I'm someone who loves romance. I always have loved it. Most people who grew up as nerds, as I was, surprisingly, have loved romance. — Mindy Kaling

To put it kindly, I am a very talkative, social person. To put it less kindly, I'm a flibbertigibbet, which is what my frenemy Rainn Wilson calls me. — Mindy Kaling

My parents were supportive of my creativity but did not have a lot of patience for whimsy with zero production value. They had stuff to do. — Mindy Kaling

Remember, this was back in the '90s, before the only way to be a cool teenager was to have a baby or a reality show (or both). — Mindy Kaling

I've worked in television for 10 years straight. If I were a man, it wouldn't be considered strange [to have confidence] at all. — Mindy Kaling