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Hey, a disclaimer about me: I'm rude.
— Mindy Kaling
Some people really feel uncomfortable around women who don't hate themselves. (P.221)
— Mindy Kaling
I am always surprised at what movie studios think people will want to see. I'm even more surprised at how often they are correct.
— Mindy Kaling
If I'm at a party where I'm not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye.
— Mindy Kaling
Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like.
— Mindy Kaling
I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear Converse sneakers.
— Mindy Kaling
It doesn't help for you to name a character's first name be Mindy and then be like, "I'm nothing like the character."
— Mindy Kaling
If I sound bitter, that's because I'm still a little bitter.
— Mindy Kaling
Will (now renamed "Trouble Don't Pick Up" in my phone) came to L.A. with the president and asked me to dinner.
— Mindy Kaling
Best friend isn't a person, it's a tier.
— Mindy Kaling
Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women.
— Mindy Kaling
My dad is a very snappy dresser; he gets all his stuff tailored. He's an architect, so he's a little more artistically minded.
— Mindy Kaling
If my childhood, teens, and twenties were about wanting people to like me, now I want people to know me. So,
— Mindy Kaling
I feel like the high-concept shows that have some kind of gimmick tend not to be the hit classic shows of all time.
— Mindy Kaling
My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I've ever had in my life.
— Mindy Kaling
Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.
— Mindy Kaling
Why wear white? It's like, forget about dropping something on it. I don't understand how anybody wears white.
— Mindy Kaling
I love you, Mindy! Mindy, look at me, believe me!""I don't?
"Why????"
"Because you love me until you don't. — Mindy Kaling
I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself.
— Mindy Kaling
I'm Adorable. I Look like Keira Knightley Running Errands!
— Mindy Kaling
I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.
— Mindy Kaling
I'm too excited to sleep!
— Mindy Kaling
I'm so much more confident and sexy at thirty-eight than I ever was when I was eighteen or twenty-four ...
— Mindy Kaling
That's my advice to people. You can't get hung up on thinking, "Am I the victim in this situation?" No, I'm in charge of it.
— Mindy Kaling
I feel like I'm in the right profession.
— Mindy Kaling
I think as humans, no one remembers their successes, everyone just remembers their failures.
— Mindy Kaling
Who is this invisible antiterrorist? It's me, Mindy Kaling. I was hiding behind Cee Lo's fur coat, and no one saw me.
— Mindy Kaling
Skinny foodie, get away from me.
— Mindy Kaling
I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.
— Mindy Kaling
There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice.
— Mindy Kaling
I knew the truth, which is if someone really wants to see you, they always find a way. Always. That
— Mindy Kaling
I guess I'm the kind of person who likes to be part of something so much that I won't care if the something is bad.
— Mindy Kaling
That's the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.
— Mindy Kaling
I'm an A student. I'm addicted to feedback, and I want to please people. That's sort of how I've gotten to where I am.
— Mindy Kaling
Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.
— Mindy Kaling
That's why every doctor on TV is a drug addict, a sociopath, or just plain mega-rude. Doctors can do anything they want!
— Mindy Kaling
I know many friends who loved their sororities. I wasn't traumatized. I was just bored.
— Mindy Kaling
Every kid wants approval, but my desire to be well liked was central to my personality.
— Mindy Kaling
Cause that's all I want. A sweet, mature, normal, loving guy, with no baggage. And who has an absolutely enormous penis.
— Mindy Kaling
They gave you that trophy so you wouldn't feel bad, not because you deserved it. You should know the difference.
— Mindy Kaling
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.
— Mindy Kaling
I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.
— Mindy Kaling
I have a goofy side that impacts my clothing a lot. To that end, I love witty, colorful, prints.
— Mindy Kaling
Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.
— Mindy Kaling
I got to see my friend B. J. Novak daily, which, when we weren't fighting, was the absolute best.
— Mindy Kaling
The truth is, it's hard to get people to like you, but it's even harder to keep people liking you.
— Mindy Kaling
I especially like eavesdropping on women my age. Besides being titillating, it also helps me gauge where I'm at in comparison.
— Mindy Kaling
I'm someone who loves romance. I always have loved it. Most people who grew up as nerds, as I was, surprisingly, have loved romance.
— Mindy Kaling
