Lying Funny Quotes
Collection of top 32 famous quotes about Lying Funny
Lying Funny Quotes & Sayings
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For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.
— Elizabeth Inchbald
I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.
— Bill Maher
His lie ability is an asset
— Alec Sulkin
If people knew the REAL us, they would run. God knows, stays, and loves.
— Tullian Tchividjian
There are more treasures hiding in between your ears than can be hidden in the whole earth.
— Debasish Mridha
The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
The real pleasure-seeking is the combination of luxury and austerity in such a way that the luxury can really be felt.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
Once an insult like that has been released, there's no way to take it back. It becomes one more cut on my soul.
— Katie McGarry
Life is hard. If anyone tells you otherwise, they're lying. But life without faith is even harder.
— Lori Hatcher
Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.
— Robert Breault
Lying on the ceiling. Refusing to go to school. Not opening up to me. Climbing water towers. No, she's all right.
— Kami Garcia
I'm sure I look like a drowned cat.""You look fine. The wet look works for you."
I scowled. "Now I know you're lying. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.
— Steven Wright
I only lie for sex or money or to practice for when I need to lie for sex or money.
— Stephen Schneider
Everything has a purpose. And that purpose has a story that goes along with it. It just depends on what your passion is.
— Kobe Bryant
I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her?
— R. J. Anderson
You'll see it when you believe it.
— Wayne W. Dyer
Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
— Diane Messidoro
I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Often things are as bad as they seem.
— Sheldon B. Kopp
