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For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient. — Elizabeth Inchbald

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight. — Bill Maher

Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies. — Jonathan Swift

His lie ability is an asset — Alec Sulkin

I wasn't sure if the word boys should mean dim or incomprehensible. I was hovering between the two, with a healthy dose of testosterone-poisoned. — Lili St. Crow

The robe of flesh wears thin, and with the years God shines through all things. — John Buchan

If people knew the REAL us, they would run. God knows, stays, and loves. — Tullian Tchividjian

There are more treasures hiding in between your ears than can be hidden in the whole earth. — Debasish Mridha

Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you. — Willie Pep

The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible. — Michael Bassey Johnson

The real pleasure-seeking is the combination of luxury and austerity in such a way that the luxury can really be felt. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Once an insult like that has been released, there's no way to take it back. It becomes one more cut on my soul. — Katie McGarry

Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky. — Paul Neilan

Life is hard. If anyone tells you otherwise, they're lying. But life without faith is even harder. — Lori Hatcher

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological. — Robert Breault

Lying on the ceiling. Refusing to go to school. Not opening up to me. Climbing water towers. No, she's all right. — Kami Garcia

Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth. — Bob Arum

I'm sure I look like a drowned cat."
"You look fine. The wet look works for you."
I scowled. "Now I know you're lying. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't. — Steven Wright

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito

I only lie for sex or money or to practice for when I need to lie for sex or money. — Stephen Schneider

Only in books the flat and final happens,
Only in dreams we meet and interlock ... — Philip Larkin

Everything has a purpose. And that purpose has a story that goes along with it. It just depends on what your passion is. — Kobe Bryant

I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her? — R. J. Anderson

You'll see it when you believe it. — Wayne W. Dyer

Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes. — Diane Messidoro

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top! — Randy Orton

If I'm not doing anything, I get really antsy and bored. — Nat Wolff

Often things are as bad as they seem. — Sheldon B. Kopp

Just because we aren't crying on the outside doesn't mean we aren't completely wrecked on the inside — Rachel Van Dyken

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper