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I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. — Chic Murray

Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything?
"She sent her love to you."
Nora said: "Stop being nasty. — Dashiell Hammett

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

No one on earth is allowed to question my business decisions, — Assem Allam

I met Claxton on the set of The Cincinnati Kid. — Terry Southern

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. — Les Dawson

We believe that the cinema's capacity for getting around, for observing and selecting from life itself can be exploited in a new and vital art form — John Grierson

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

I think I'm better than Mamet, I would say. — Adam McKay

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. — Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' — Bob Monkhouse

Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great. — Jon Heder

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Without emotional control you cannot play, influence; you cannot react. You have to know what you have to do and not react. You have to be cool. — Jose Mourinho

If I were single and had my career, I'd be happy. You have to be happy with what you're doing. — Eva Longoria

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Tis more dishonourable to distrust a friend than to be deceived by him. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

I was able to actually combine dance and acting, which was a dream come true. — Alicia Vikander

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

There was a time when I was 312 pounds. And I've been all different weights. — Kathy Najimy

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse

Mathematics is, I believe, the chief source of the belief in eternal and exact truth, as well as a sensible intelligible world. — Bertrand Russell

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

A lot of my pieces are about easy seductiveness and accessibility in terms of showing skin. — Joseph Altuzarra

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you. — Phyllis Diller