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Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano. — Rita Rudner

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Stephanie Lennox: I've been fighting to be who I am

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Charlie Munger: If you have the opportunities of Berkshire, an

If you have the opportunities of Berkshire, an investment in gold is dumb. — Charlie Munger

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Kiera Cass: I was used to watching this on a

I was used to watching this on a comfy couch with bowls of popcorn and family commentary. — Kiera Cass

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: Any husband who says, "My wife and I

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Joan Rivers: I said to my husband, 'Why don't you

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' — Joan Rivers

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By David Liss: At what point, I wondered, does silence become

At what point, I wondered, does silence become complicity? — David Liss

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Adam Hammer: Mark's favorite tree, he says, happened in ohio.

Mark's favorite tree, he says, happened in ohio. 'It was a oak. Which I climbed up it. — Adam Hammer

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: He is not an ideal husband. I am

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Aldous Huxley: I'm claiming the right to be unhappy.

I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. — Aldous Huxley

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Shirley Hazzard: The sweetness that all longed for night and

The sweetness that all longed for night and day. Some tragedy might be idly guessed at-loss or illness. She had the luminosity of those about to die. — Shirley Hazzard

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Caroline Kepnes: She looks out the window at Reno, which

She looks out the window at Reno, which looks like Vegas and yet also looks nothing like Vegas. It's lesser, smaller, worse. — Caroline Kepnes

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: I myself am a parent in a small

I myself am a parent in a small business. Number of employees: one. — P. J. O'Rourke

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Lady Randolph Churchill: Alma: I rather suspect her of being in

Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman! — Lady Randolph Churchill

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: If you have the woman you love, what

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love Your Husband Funny Quotes By R. Buckminster Fuller: Dictators never invent their own opportunities.

Dictators never invent their own opportunities. — R. Buckminster Fuller