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Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: I feel about New York as a child

I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Our love, our love will last forever. It's

Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Go ahead - walk into the propeller.

Go ahead - walk into the propeller. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits,

No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Love is too weak a word for what

Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: The heart wants what it wants. There's no

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also neurotic? It's

Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also neurotic? It's like filling an inside straight. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Dying is like making love, except you don't

Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Men learn to love the woman they are

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: The last time I was inside a woman

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: What was the scandal? I fell in love

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

The only love that lasts is unrequited love. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: For God sakes, this is a woman I

For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: I believe people ought to mate for life

I believe people ought to mate for life ... like pigeons or Catholics. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Love may be the answer, but even though

Love may be the answer, but even though you're watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Zoe Lister-Jones: I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie.

I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favorites. I could watch it over and over again. — Zoe Lister-Jones

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty

I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty sure Woody Allen hasn't killed somebody. — Mike Birbiglia

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: The difference between sex and love is that

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: I hope you're getting this down.

I hope you're getting this down. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: The most beautiful words in the English language

The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you', but 'It's benign'. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: I love baseball. You know, it doesn't have

I love baseball. You know, it doesn't have to mean anything. It's just very beautiful to watch. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Sex without love is an empty experience, but

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Love is the answer, but while you are

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: My wife and I thought we were in

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: I love nature, I just don't want to

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Charlie Rose: I would love to have a long and

I would love to have a long and serious conversation with the Pope. And Woody Allen, whom I have never interviewed. Then, after those two? Steve Jobs. — Charlie Rose

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: I was nauseous and tingly all over. I

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: For some reason I've always had an irrational

For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on paper. It's very expensive. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: I sold my memoirs of my love life

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it. — Woody Allen

Love Woody Allen Quotes By Woody Allen: You use sex to express every emotion except

You use sex to express every emotion except love. — Woody Allen