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I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him. — Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen

Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete. — Woody Allen

Go ahead - walk into the propeller. — Woody Allen

No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck. — Woody Allen

Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes. — Woody Allen

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that. — Woody Allen

Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also neurotic? It's like filling an inside straight. — Woody Allen

Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards. — Woody Allen

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with. — Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now. — Woody Allen

The only love that lasts is unrequited love. — Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. — Woody Allen

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. — Woody Allen

For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up. — Woody Allen

I believe people ought to mate for life ... like pigeons or Catholics. — Woody Allen

Love may be the answer, but even though you're watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts. — Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love. — Woody Allen

I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favorites. I could watch it over and over again. — Zoe Lister-Jones

I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty sure Woody Allen hasn't killed somebody. — Mike Birbiglia

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. — Woody Allen

I hope you're getting this down. — Woody Allen

The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you', but 'It's benign'. — Woody Allen

I love baseball. You know, it doesn't have to mean anything. It's just very beautiful to watch. — Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. — Woody Allen

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign — Woody Allen

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me. — Woody Allen

I would love to have a long and serious conversation with the Pope. And Woody Allen, whom I have never interviewed. Then, after those two? Steve Jobs. — Charlie Rose

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. — Woody Allen

For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on paper. It's very expensive. — Woody Allen

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it. — Woody Allen

You use sex to express every emotion except love. — Woody Allen