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If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text. — Lindsey Kelk

Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them. — Confucius

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. — Kaley Cuoco

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

It's funny how people can take up so much room
in your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. — Jimmy Reed

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny. — Yasmine Bleeth

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire. — Saul Bellow

Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert. — Sophia Dembling

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned. — Kristen Bell

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. — Gelett Burgess

It's a funny thing, by the way, how people who love free markets are also quite sure that they know that investors are being irrational. — Paul Krugman

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond

I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. — Dora J. Arod

I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny. — Peter Gallagher

That is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny. — Gloria Vanderbilt

I love doing things that are titillating. I think race can be very funny, and I think I'm very comfortable discussing it and bringing it up. — Michael Rapaport

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on. — Solange Nicole

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin

I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. — Ricky Schroder

Summer was going to kill her. Whenever Love did tell Jacorey, that was going to be some funny shit. Rain — A'Zayler

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. — Charles M. Schulz

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. — Bill Vaughan

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla