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Four sets his hand on my back and says, Welcome to Dauntless.
— Veronica Roth
Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
— Keisha Keenleyside
It's strange. Home. How I could wish for it so long, only to come back and find it gone.
— Stephanie Perkins
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.
— Natalya Vorobyova
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
Definition of failure - wishful sinking!
— Stephen Richards
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
It's not right to put water before people and then keep them away from it.
— William H. Whyte
What a cool name. Where'd you get it?"
"I've always had it. — Marie Landry
"I've always had it. — Marie Landry
I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.
— Werley Nortreus
P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug
— Jodi Lynn Anderson
Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava.
— Mark Leiren-Young
I think there can be some disagreement as to whether Kerry really won Wisconsin or not.
— Scott McCallum
I love you because you loved me first. Yet you love me, saying I loved you first. Funny, our love thrives believing the other person started it.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around.
— Mark W. Boyer
We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't!
— Tamsyn Bester
I love your hairless chest." She nuzzled his pecs. "So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue.
— Nicole Archer
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream.
— Raneem Kayyali
Success should be measured by the yardstick of happiness; by your ability to remain in peaceful harmony with cosmic laws.
— Paramahansa Yogananda
I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus.
— Miss Merikan
A handful of older, romantic leading men, like Sean Connery, Jack Nicholson, and Robert Redford are still landing parts.
— Charles Dance
The Commedia , it must be remembered, is a vision of the progress of man's soul toward perfection.
— Dante Alighieri
A scoundrel is an evil heliotrope turning always in the direction of the most powerful.
— Umberto Eco
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy
— Haidji
Crazy was a hard state to define.
— Stephen King
Dogs are angels full of poop.
— Oliver Gaspirtz