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I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life.""Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. — Diana Peterfreund
Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)
— Andrew Sturm
I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
— Stephanie Lennox
In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes.
— Howard Mittelmark
Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.Liv was horrified. — Danika Stone
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you.
— Elizabeth Gilbert
It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even.
— Holly Hood
Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.
— Kevin James Breaux
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
— Honore Gabriel Riqueti, Comte De Mirabeau
It's funny how you can have a broken heart while you're still with someone that you're madly in love with. Life fucks us hard like that.
— Christine Celis
My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you
— Elizabeth Gilbert
I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
— Holly Hood
life is creative fun & adventure
— Carrie Mortleman
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
— Jimi Hendrix
It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late.
— Carole Matthews
Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom
— Abhysheq Shukla
Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
— Erma Bombeck
We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of.
— Lindsey Kelk
It's funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love.
— Alex Gaskarth
Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.
— J. Richard Singleton
We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world.
— Frederick Lenz
Love is a funny thing. The ones we love don't always love us back.
— Scylar Tyberius
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough. A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell
Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am.
— Victoria Denault
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
— Carol Burnett
I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick.
— Karen Salmansohn
The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life.
— Kristen Callihan
