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Help thyself, and God will help thee.
— George Herbert
I like the discipline of well-cut, impeccable clothes. I think it's a very healthy discipline.
— Karl Lagerfeld
Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
— Louis C.K.
Your choice of armor was your intellect.
— Alanis Morissette
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
Without a specific reason for the consumer to behave, without a reward or benefit, the overwhelmed consumer will refuse.
— Seth Godin
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject.
— Doug Benson
In 23 years in newsrooms, I saw consistent and concerted efforts to get stories right. Clearly, the public's not convinced.
— Ken Paulson
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.
— Mitt Romney
In India, innocent and poor children are victims of child labor.
— Malala Yousafzai
When you are genuine, you make things easier for others.
— Lodro Rinzler
She's had so little love, Jesse thought, I will drown her in it for the rest of her life.
— LaVyrle Spencer
Hope and fear are both phantoms that arise from thinking of the self. When we don't see the self as self, what do we have to fear?
— Lao-Tzu