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Love Humorous Quotes & Sayings

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Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love? — Christy Pastore

Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner. — Jacob M. Appel

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?"
"Gentleman may still wear them, but I'm afraid the problem is that there aren't many left. — Camilla Isley

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. — Bob Hope

What's the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?
-Dan Garrett — Leah Rae Miller

After all, nothing nurtures a friendship bond more than the ability to consistently bitch about someone else! — Pawan Mishra

Love a girl truly
Expectation: Marriage
Reality : Friendzoned — Subhasis Das

She wanted to run her hands over him as he whispered the impassioned corollaries of non-Euclidean geometry. — Sherry Thomas

Life is not for understanding or to known rather it is for living & only for living — Nitin Yaduvanshi

I engage in subtle stalking. That's entirely different and perfectly socially acceptable. — Siobhan Davis

The greatest stories are simple, but well told. — Tova Dian Dean

I love the very exposed, humorous, imperfect, never-trying to-pretend-to-be-perfect journey that I have been on in my life. — Drew Barrymore

Unicorns aren't magical and beautiful. They're just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins. — Delilah S. Dawson

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

I love humorous games. I love to laugh, and I think it's a really great way to attract players. — Kim Swift

Are you in any pain? (Ariana Skyee)
Only my heart. (Cal Remus) — Siobhan Davis

Oh God, my stomach must have won a medal- it's doing a lap of honour now. — Ali McNamara

Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. — Gail Carriger

A true lover never demands a naked girl with him,rather he feels her presence all the time with him — Nitin Yaduvanshi

The kind of love that picks you up in Akron and sets you down in Rio ... — Tom McNeal

Love yourself' the social horde spouts from on high, mere moments later they frown at a bypassing narcissist. — Kevin Focke

Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. — Mary Roberts Rinehart

She wasn't his kind of woman, and she didn't want to fall in love with a man who would break her heart like a Dorito. — Rachel Gibson

Certainly no one has ever died of an unrequited passion - it's usually the ones that are requited that get people in trouble. — Mercedes Lackey

Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around. — Mark W. Boyer

Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones. — Scott B. Pruden

Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport

If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

You're a terrible woman Nox, but by the stars I love you beyond words themselves, — K. K Weakley

I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though. — Veronica Roth

Raven: The Reverend Mr Larynx has been called off on duty, to marry or bury (I don't know which) some unfortunate person or persons, at Claydyke: ... — Thomas Love Peacock

Only few moments of love has greater value than entire life — Nitin Yaduvanshi

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Listen carefully, I'm going to say three words."
"I love you? — Lisa Scottoline

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours — Benny Bellamacina

Love may be on the horizon, but beware something wicked this way comes. — Wilkie Martin

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA. — Carroll Bryant

What about the old standby of kicking a guy in the groin?"
"Try to."
Love to ... — Kresley Cole

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Men weigh love with hands. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts. — Crystal Woods

I love sharing my stories and experiences with people and connecting to them on both a humorous and emotional level. — Tori Spelling

In his life there was only one woman. The other one. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Don't beat yourself up," said Charlotte. "True love can be so easily mistaken for other things-friendship, humane concern, indigestion ... — Shannon Hale

That's all you need? Easy. I love you.Okay? Want it louder?I love you. Spell it out schould I l-o-v-e y-o-u. Want it backwards You love I. — William Goldman

Beauty lies in the LIES of the beholder! — Ashok Kallarakkal

Eggs," said Henry dreamily, looking at his plate. "I do love eggs. I could eat them all day. — Cassandra Clare

One of the things I love about labeling myself as an author is that I can read books and call it "researching writing styles."
Mike Mankoff — Mike Mankoff

I love Naples, Florida! Although, I'm so far behind everyone else there. After all, I'm still wearing my first face! — Angelina Assanti

Uncle Drew shouts. You are a disgrace. Your mother should have swallowed. — Tara Sivec Love And Lists

I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on! — Ljupka Cvetanova

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

My favorite quote in the world is this one. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Time flies when you're falling down ... (not from a book, it's a lyric) — Courtney Love

I have never seen so much male hotness in one place in my entire life," Rach rasps. "I fucking love America. — Siobhan Davis