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You STUPID stupid girl. Honestly, you have done some stupid stupid things in your time, but this takes the biscuit of stupidity. — Louise Rennison

Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him. — Louise Rennison

Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties? — Louise Rennison

I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being — Louise Rennison

I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don't have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I'll be a bloke, they don't have to make sense either. — Louise Rennison

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets! — Louise Rennison

Do you miss your dad?" And I said: "Who? — Louise Rennison

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them. — Louise Rennison

I am a pop widow. — Louise Rennison

He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head. — Louise Rennison

This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'. — Louise Rennison

So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian. — Louise Rennison

It was like being in an exciting movie, except I didn't know whether it was a romance or a comedy. — Louise Rennison

He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty. — Louise Rennison

poo parlor division" instead of "loo. — Louise Rennison

I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework. — Louise Rennison

Who knows what goes on in my mind? I will be the last to know. Even — Louise Rennison

Dave said, "Tarts' wardrobe?" "Loos." Dave said with sort of admirationosity in his voice, "Outstanding" midnight — Louise Rennison

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on — Louise Rennison

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?'
'Look, shut up, people might hear.'
'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone? — Louise Rennison

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen. — Louise Rennison

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire? — Louise Rennison

Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied. — Louise Rennison

Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes! — Louise Rennison

You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick. — Louise Rennison

Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away? — Louise Rennison

Still, a really heavy period should cheer me up. — Louise Rennison

I suppose this is what life will be like for me - never having a boyfriend, always just living through others — Louise Rennison

All boys are swines. They snog you and dump you. Or lick your face. Or put bats in your mouth. — Louise Rennison

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!'
'I don't know, a bowl?'
'Non ... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants! — Louise Rennison

I am so depressed and bored I may even have to do some homework. — Louise Rennison

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson — Louise Rennison

I said with great dignosity, Father, I am afraid I can't discuss my private life with you as I have a date with Lord of the Flies. — Louise Rennison

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them. — Louise Rennison

Lord of the Flies is so boring ... and so weird. I always thought boys were very very strange, but I didn't think they would start eating each other. — Louise Rennison

I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them. — Louise Rennison

But I can be a very kind and caring person, especially if I am about three thousand miles away in a different country. — Louise Rennison

I'm a real Luddite. — Louise Rennison

Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind. — Louise Rennison

And that's when it fell off in my hand — Louise Rennison

How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea? — Louise Rennison

If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me! — Louise Rennison

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here."
Then she lay down on the floor. — Louise Rennison

I know there is an unseen power at work of which we have little comprehension, but I don't really feel I can consult with Jesus about my basoomas. — Louise Rennison

I am not an ice cream come! I am a human being! — Louise Rennison

Don't jab each other with courgettes, boys. — Louise Rennison

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away. — Louise Rennison

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel? — Louise Rennison

As I have said with huge wisdomosity many times, boys the world over are a bloody mystery. — Louise Rennison

I can't believe the poo-osity of my life! — Louise Rennison

I said to Mum, Vati is very very like David Beckham, isn't he? Apart from being porky, heavily bearded and crap at football. — Louise Rennison

How do you make yourself not like someone? — Louise Rennison

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate. — Louise Rennison

Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak his freedom!! — Louise Rennison

Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your dad?' and I said, 'Who? — Louise Rennison

Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me. — Louise Rennison

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior. — Louise Rennison

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter. — Louise Rennison

The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons. — Louise Rennison

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig. — Louise Rennison

She who laughs last laughs the laughingest. — Louise Rennison

Look, I can't go out with you, because ... because ... because I'm a lesbian. — Louise Rennison

I care too much for people. I am a bit like Jesus. Only not so heavily bearded. — Louise Rennison

I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord. — Louise Rennison

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it. — Louise Rennison

As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard. — Louise Rennison

I don't think their mummy and daddy told them they were little sunbeams for Jesus. — Louise Rennison

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already. — Louise Rennison

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it. — Louise Rennison

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers. — Louise Rennison

When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image. — Louise Rennison

He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine. — Louise Rennison

Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do. — Louise Rennison

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You. — Louise Rennison

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest. — Louise Rennison

Better start planning my wardrobe for the Luuurve trail. What do the Hamburgese wear?
Cowboy hats, I suppose. — Louise Rennison

What do you do with Sex Gods? Besides snog and worship them, I mean. — Louise Rennison

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers. — Louise Rennison

Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks. — Louise Rennison

Does it matter that the sausages are local? I'm just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema with them. — Louise Rennison

What in the name of Buddha's bra is he going on about now? — Louise Rennison

P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs.
P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way. — Louise Rennison

Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths. — Louise Rennison

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about? — Louise Rennison

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus — Louise Rennison

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger. — Louise Rennison

When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made. — Louise Rennison