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Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

two Lesbian Agents with glazed faces of grafted penis flesh sat sipping spinal fluid through alabaster straws — William S. Burroughs

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. — Louis C.K.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt. — Louis C.K.

It's funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong. — Louis Sachar

When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny. — Louis Tomlinson

Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble. — Louis L'Amour

Now you be careful in the real world" said Armpit " Not everyone is as nice as us. — Louis Sachar

Only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

It's funny how you can go from hating a girl to maybe liking her, maybe liking her a lot, just because she shows a little interest in you. — Louis Sachar

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. — Louis C.K.

Family comes first. You're the only thing they have. — Heidi Klum

Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! — Robert Louis Stevenson

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth. — Louis C.K.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' — Louis C.K.

The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there. — Jerry Coleman

The single greatest moment of my life happened in Toronto, Canada! — Randy Orton

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Only do what you feel called in your heart to do, and then give all of yourself to the task. — Marianne Williamson

Our vanity is the constant enemy of our dignity. — Sophie Swetchine

You never really know how or when your life is going to change, and that's for the best. — Caroline Myss

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together! — Louis Tomlinson

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. — Louis C.K.

One step outside the gate, and we are among the sand-hills that stretch for miles and miles round Vera Cruz. — Edward Burnett Tylor

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton. — Matt Dunn

Every man has a sane spot somewhere. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Discussing economic reforms in Serbia is futile. — Ivica Dacic

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Louis C.K.

I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women. — Louis XIV

Hopeless is hopeless, and don't ever pretend it ain't — Lee Child

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus

I don't have sex drive ... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'. — Louis C.K.

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded." — Yogi Berra

Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared I might kill Schmeling. — Joe Louis

If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock. — Louis Nowra