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Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By William S. Burroughs: two Lesbian Agents with glazed faces of grafted

two Lesbian Agents with glazed faces of grafted penis flesh sat sipping spinal fluid through alabaster straws — William S. Burroughs

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. — Louis C.K.

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: Sorry - Americans only buy things that come

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt. — Louis C.K.

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis Sachar: It's funny how a person can be right

It's funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong. — Louis Sachar

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis Tomlinson: When I'm at home alone, I run up

When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny. — Louis Tomlinson

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis L'Amour: Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for

Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble. — Louis L'Amour

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis Sachar: Now you be careful in the real world"

Now you be careful in the real world" said Armpit " Not everyone is as nice as us. — Louis Sachar

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis-Ferdinand Celine: Only a complete alcoholic can think life is

Only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis Sachar: It's funny how you can go from hating

It's funny how you can go from hating a girl to maybe liking her, maybe liking her a lot, just because she shows a little interest in you. — Louis Sachar

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: I don't have a gun, but if I

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. — Louis C.K.

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Heidi Klum: Family comes first. You're the only thing they

Family comes first. You're the only thing they have. — Heidi Klum

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Robert Louis Stevenson: Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest Yo-ho-ho,

Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! — Robert Louis Stevenson

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: Last week I got a flu that I

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth. — Louis C.K.

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: I don't like comedy. I like funny things.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' — Louis C.K.

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The game in St. Louis has been halted

The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there. — Jerry Coleman

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Randy Orton: The single greatest moment of my life happened

The single greatest moment of my life happened in Toronto, Canada! — Randy Orton

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Various: have been released since Fifty

have been released since Fifty — Various

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Marianne Williamson: Only do what you feel called in your

Only do what you feel called in your heart to do, and then give all of yourself to the task. — Marianne Williamson

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Sophie Swetchine: Our vanity is the constant enemy of our

Our vanity is the constant enemy of our dignity. — Sophie Swetchine

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Caroline Myss: You never really know how or when your

You never really know how or when your life is going to change, and that's for the best. — Caroline Myss

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis Tomlinson: When I was growing up we didn't have

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together! — Louis Tomlinson

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: One thing I learned from drinking is that

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. — Louis C.K.

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Edward Burnett Tylor: One step outside the gate, and we are

One step outside the gate, and we are among the sand-hills that stretch for miles and miles round Vera Cruz. — Edward Burnett Tylor

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Matt Dunn: Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton. — Matt Dunn

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Robert Louis Stevenson: Every man has a sane spot somewhere.

Every man has a sane spot somewhere. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Ivica Dacic: Discussing economic reforms in Serbia is futile.

Discussing economic reforms in Serbia is futile. — Ivica Dacic

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Louis C.K.

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis XIV: I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two

I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women. — Louis XIV

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Lee Child: Hopeless is hopeless, and don't ever pretend it

Hopeless is hopeless, and don't ever pretend it ain't — Lee Child

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Julia Louis-Dreyfus: I have no agenda except to be funny.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: I don't have sex drive ... I have

I don't have sex drive ... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'. — Louis C.K.

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra: On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's,

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded." — Yogi Berra

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Joe Louis: Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared I might kill

Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared I might kill Schmeling. — Joe Louis

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Robert Louis Stevenson: If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we

If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Louis C.k. Funny Quotes By Louis Nowra: Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that

Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock. — Louis Nowra