Louie Anderson Quotes
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Louie Anderson Quotes & Sayings
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It's so much easier to be cynical.
— Louie Anderson
I'm at 23 feet, diving into 17 feet of water. I'm over 400 pounds. Who doesn't want to see that? I do. I'm always shocked that I can do it.
— Louie Anderson
I think I have always tried to connect my comedy to my art.
— Louie Anderson
After 34 years, I feel like I did when I was starting out. I feel excited and feel I've never been better doing what I do.
— Louie Anderson
My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12.
— Louie Anderson
I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
— Louie Anderson
All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.
— Louie Anderson
Let me tell you about my family.
— Louie Anderson
I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out.
— Louie Anderson
Weight is a glanduar thing, as well as an emotional thing.
— Louie Anderson
When I exhale, I just turn right into Louie Anderson.
— Ryan Reynolds
If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'
— Louie Anderson
Well, isn't every successful person in every family the bankbook?
— Louie Anderson
I started a big part of my career in Vegas.
— Louie Anderson
I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have. And I found comedy.
— Louie Anderson
I can't stay long; I'm in between meals.
— Louie Anderson
I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
— Louie Anderson
Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.
— Louie Anderson
Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it ... 'Hey ain't you going to help us out?'
— Louie Anderson
I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.
— Louie Anderson
We all think we're going to get out of debt.
— Louie Anderson
Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego.
— Louie Anderson
I would trade everything I have to have had a happier childhood.
— Louie Anderson
My inspiration is coming more and more from the way I feel and the gratitude I feel. The older you get the more humility you have.
— Louie Anderson
You can't open anything after your 50. You have to wait 'til people stop by the house. 'Oh my God, I'm glad you're here.'
— Louie Anderson
I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience.
— Louie Anderson
I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.
— Louie Anderson
