Lottery Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Lottery

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People feared what was different, and whoever was the most different would win the witch-hunt lottery. — Dan Wells

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. — Steven Wright

War is a lottery in which nations ought to risk nothing but small amounts. — Napoleon Bonaparte

I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid. — Brian May

He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more. — Crystal Woods

Luck is not as random as you think.
Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it. — Vera Nazarian

Life's a lottery, and man should make up his mind to the blanks. — George Colman The Elder

You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats — Jay Leno

I won the lottery. I don't care what it costs. — Jack Whittaker

Prize lists are out, and you're not on them? Nature of the world - means nothing. Prizes are a lottery. — Nick Harkaway

As long as there is a lottery, we the people of the United States must believe in getting something for nothing. — Fay Faron

Those who have prospered and profited from life's lottery have a moral obligation to share their good fortune. — Dick Gephardt

Most writers need to write. I write for money, really. If I won the lottery, I would never write another word. I would rather read. — Clarissa Dickson Wright

Getting a role in 'Harry Potter' was like winning the lottery. But no one deserves an acting job. — Jessie Cave

If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres. — Alexei Sayle

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. — Ambrose Bierce

A life can get knocked into a new orbit by a car crash, a lottery win or just a bleary-eyed consultant giving bad news in a calm voice. — David Mitchell

You can never have too much money. — Jess C. Scott

My first audition was for a commercial for the lottery. I didn't get it, so I hate the lottery. — Kat Dennings

Kissing Cole Parker was like winning the make-out lottery. — Ainsley Booth

Hope is not like a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky ... hope is an ax you break down doors with in an emergency. — Rebecca Solnit

DNA is not the heart's destiny; the genetic lottery may determine the cards in your deck, but experience deals the hand you can play. — Thomas Lewis

You can win the lottery, but not an argument. — Marty Rubin

The state of radio is not great. It's like playing the lottery. The chances of hitting are mind boggling slim. — Teddy Thompson

Getting on a popular, long-running show like 'Happy Days' is the actor's equivalent of winning the lottery. — Bryce Dallas Howard

A lottery is a taxation on all of the fools in creation. — Henry Fielding

I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. — Roger Jones

If you guessed a loaf of white bread and a jar of Miracle Whip, you should run out and play the lottery right now because you are a genius. White — Glozell Green

Every time I hear about somebody who wins a never-work-again sum in the lottery but keeps his or her day job I think, not a book person. — Amy Smith

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. — Bill Watterson

A lottery is a tax on stupidity. — Ambrose Bierce

Tho marriage be a lottery in which there are a wondrous many blanks, yet there is one inestimable lot in which the only heaven on earth is written. — John Vanbrugh

I don't like expeditions where it is a total lottery whether you live or die. You have to keep those sort of good luck cards for rare occasions! — Bear Grylls

Knock on wood, but I think we hit the gestational carrier lottery! — Giuliana Rancic

Hard work is great. It buys you more tickets to the luck lottery. — Steven David Levine

Sadly, like many times in life, including winning the lottery, we don't always get what we wish for. — Adele Rose

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.' — Frank Carson

Lottery was just a tax on people who weren't good at math. — Cindi Madsen

Maybe it is a lottery, but the universe makes it all even out in the end. The universe takes care of its birds. — R.J. Palacio

The chances that lose in the lottery of being are invisible — Stanislaw Lem

If you're truly lucky, you only need to buy ONE lottery ticket. — Gusto Dave

Was gonna never won the lottery. — Veronica R. Tabares

Sometimes, you feel like you've sold your soul. But if I win the lottery, I'm going to buy it back. — Mark Addy

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life. — Cecil Rhodes

Countless doctors have drawn little tic-tac-toe grids for my parents over the years to try to explain the genetic lottery to them. Geneticists — R.J. Palacio

If I were a lucky girl I would have won the lottery or something. Maybe I had, I thought, staring dreamily at Marcello. — Lisa Tawn Bergren

Although it's easy to forget sometimes, a share is not a lottery ticket ... it's part-ownership of a business. — Peter Lynch

Once the country was settled and built, the bosses changed the order from a stack of educated workers to a barrel of minimum wage lottery dreamers. — Lenny Bruce

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. — Homer Simpson

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery. — Bill Cosby

Obviously, drafts sometimes are good ones, or bad ones; I think you can get a good, quality player late in the lottery. — Grant Hill

There are no races. Only lotteries. — Jacques Anquetil

I think the lottery changed everything for us. Once we got Sidney, it helped us turn this franchise around overnight. — Mario Lemieux

I've won Satan's lottery. — Christopher Moore

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery. — Kinky Friedman

I don't care if you pack it in fucking kryptonite, that lottery ticket ain't going up your ass. — Carl Hiaasen

Fat people have shit in their stomach; arrogant people have it in their brain. Health and Success aren't Lottery Games. — Daniel Marques

Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead. — Brian Koslow

I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing. — Jimmy Carr

As with winning the lottery, or becoming famous - there is no manual for becoming a woman, — Caitlin Moran

Why do people play the lottery, or why do people gamble, period? You know, it's with the hope of winning something more. — Derek Kilmer

Sometimes we think people are like lottery tickets, that they're there to make our most absurd dreams come true. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

If I won the lottery,I would love to buy an airfield and populate it with enthusiasts like myself, and old airplanes. — Martin Shaw

The center will not hold if it has been spot-welded by an operator whose deepest concern is not with the weld but with his lottery ticket. — Donald Barthelme

Innovation is a discipline not a lottery ... It comes from the combination of two elements within my control: hard work and openmindedness. — Georges St-Pierre

You could buy 100 lottery tickets and not win, or you could buy one and get it, — Luis Gonzalez

Christian, you are the state lottery, the cure for cancer, and the three wishes from Aladdin's lamp all rolled into one — E.L. James

Intimacy with a beloved pet or special animal makes millions of people feel as though they win the lottery every day. — Marty Becker

Winning the lottery is winning the lottery. It's highly unlikely and very unusual. — Lori Lansens

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. — Fran Lebowitz

What is Waterloo? A victory? No. The winning number in the lottery. — Victor Hugo

Finding the one who loves you is like lottery but you don't have to close up the page, just keep on searching and you'll find. — Auliq Ice

It's sad, the lottery. Good projects get funded by it, but there's an air of desperation about it. — Nina Conti

What is it about life that even Ousep Chacko believes it is a lottery? — Manu Joseph

Why is time more important than money? There is no time lottery where you can hope to win an extra million days ... — Silvia Hartmann

My father had drawn number 3,004 in a death lottery in which German precision trumped Nazi brutality. — Leonard Mlodinow

The more tickets you have in a lottery, the worse your chance. And it is the same of virtues, in the lottery of life. — Laurence Sterne

He is annoyed with their lack of interest, their blithe ignorance of the arbitrary genetic lottery that has granted them their privileged lives. — Khaled Hosseini

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I count myself lucky, having long ago won a lottery paid to me in seven sunrises a week for life. — Robert Brault

I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness. — Queen Victoria

What do you want, Zo?"
"What does anyone want, Abby?" he countered. "To be loved. Peace on earth. The winning lottery numbers. — Lisa Mangum

I won the family lottery. I come from the best family in the world. — Jake Epstein

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? — Steven Wright

Finding someone you can really connect with is like winning the lottery
It happens basically never, but if it does, you really shouldn't blow it. — Jessica Verdi

In theory we are all equal before the law. In practice, there are overwhelming privileges that come with winning the birth lottery. — Arianna Huffington

The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes. — Craig Ferguson

I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. — Sid Waddell

Please don't waste-away in front of a TV waiting to win a lottery during the precious few hours you are not imprisoned in corporate shackles. — Bryant McGill

The basic story remains simple and never-ending. Stocks aren't lottery tickets. There's a company attached to every share. — Peter Lynch

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson — R.J. Palacio

I won some genetic lottery. I always happened to be strangely good at mathematics in my head. I just popped out weird. — Rodney Brooks

The real way I became a model is I won a genetic lottery, and I became the recipient of a legacy. — Cameron Russell

If you'd told the young Graham Norton that I'd one day have this amount of money, I'd have assumed it would have come from a lottery win. — Graham Norton

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices. — Joey Comeau

I cringed a little at the position of power i'd been granted, and all because I had won at the genetic lottery that had determined my sex. — Khaled Hosseini

Money doesn't change you, it changes people around you. — Bow Wow

The Power Poker lottery would be won by a person having no ties to any Chicago street gangs or terrorists - Joe Normal. — Ridley Pearson

Life is like a huge lottery in which only the winning tickets are visible. — Jostein Gaarder

God's prayer-line is not a wheel of fortune or lottery for the indolent. — Bryant McGill