Lottery Quotes
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Lottery Quotes & Sayings
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People feared what was different, and whoever was the most different would win the witch-hunt lottery.
— Dan Wells
War is a lottery in which nations ought to risk nothing but small amounts.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
Luck is not as random as you think.Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it. — Vera Nazarian
Life's a lottery, and man should make up his mind to the blanks.
— George Colman The Elder
You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats
— Jay Leno
I won the lottery. I don't care what it costs.
— Jack Whittaker
Prize lists are out, and you're not on them? Nature of the world - means nothing. Prizes are a lottery.
— Nick Harkaway
Those who have prospered and profited from life's lottery have a moral obligation to share their good fortune.
— Dick Gephardt
Most writers need to write. I write for money, really. If I won the lottery, I would never write another word. I would rather read.
— Clarissa Dickson Wright
Getting a role in 'Harry Potter' was like winning the lottery. But no one deserves an acting job.
— Jessie Cave
If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.
— Alexei Sayle
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
— Ambrose Bierce
A life can get knocked into a new orbit by a car crash, a lottery win or just a bleary-eyed consultant giving bad news in a calm voice.
— David Mitchell
You can never have too much money.
— Jess C. Scott
My first audition was for a commercial for the lottery. I didn't get it, so I hate the lottery.
— Kat Dennings
Kissing Cole Parker was like winning the make-out lottery.
— Ainsley Booth
Hope is not like a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky ... hope is an ax you break down doors with in an emergency.
— Rebecca Solnit
DNA is not the heart's destiny; the genetic lottery may determine the cards in your deck, but experience deals the hand you can play.
— Thomas Lewis
You can win the lottery, but not an argument.
— Marty Rubin
The state of radio is not great. It's like playing the lottery. The chances of hitting are mind boggling slim.
— Teddy Thompson
Getting on a popular, long-running show like 'Happy Days' is the actor's equivalent of winning the lottery.
— Bryce Dallas Howard
A lottery is a taxation on all of the fools in creation.
— Henry Fielding
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
— Bill Watterson
A lottery is a tax on stupidity.
— Ambrose Bierce
Knock on wood, but I think we hit the gestational carrier lottery!
— Giuliana Rancic
Hard work is great. It buys you more tickets to the luck lottery.
— Steven David Levine
Sadly, like many times in life, including winning the lottery, we don't always get what we wish for.
— Adele Rose
Lottery was just a tax on people who weren't good at math.
— Cindi Madsen
Maybe it is a lottery, but the universe makes it all even out in the end. The universe takes care of its birds.
— R.J. Palacio
The chances that lose in the lottery of being are invisible
— Stanislaw Lem
Was gonna never won the lottery.
— Veronica R. Tabares
Sometimes, you feel like you've sold your soul. But if I win the lottery, I'm going to buy it back.
— Mark Addy
Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.
— Cecil Rhodes
If I were a lucky girl I would have won the lottery or something. Maybe I had, I thought, staring dreamily at Marcello.
— Lisa Tawn Bergren
Although it's easy to forget sometimes, a share is not a lottery ticket ... it's part-ownership of a business.
— Peter Lynch
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
— Homer Simpson
There are no races. Only lotteries.
— Jacques Anquetil
I think the lottery changed everything for us. Once we got Sidney, it helped us turn this franchise around overnight.
— Mario Lemieux
I've won Satan's lottery.
— Christopher Moore
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
— Kinky Friedman
I don't care if you pack it in fucking kryptonite, that lottery ticket ain't going up your ass.
— Carl Hiaasen
Fat people have shit in their stomach; arrogant people have it in their brain. Health and Success aren't Lottery Games.
— Daniel Marques
Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead.
— Brian Koslow
I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.
— Jimmy Carr
As with winning the lottery, or becoming famous - there is no manual for becoming a woman,
— Caitlin Moran
Why do people play the lottery, or why do people gamble, period? You know, it's with the hope of winning something more.
— Derek Kilmer
Sometimes we think people are like lottery tickets, that they're there to make our most absurd dreams come true.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
If I won the lottery,I would love to buy an airfield and populate it with enthusiasts like myself, and old airplanes.
— Martin Shaw
The center will not hold if it has been spot-welded by an operator whose deepest concern is not with the weld but with his lottery ticket.
— Donald Barthelme
Innovation is a discipline not a lottery ... It comes from the combination of two elements within my control: hard work and openmindedness.
— Georges St-Pierre
Intimacy with a beloved pet or special animal makes millions of people feel as though they win the lottery every day.
— Marty Becker
It's sad, the lottery. Good projects get funded by it, but there's an air of desperation about it.
— Nina Conti
Why is time more important than money? There is no time lottery where you can hope to win an extra million days ...
— Silvia Hartmann
My father had drawn number 3,004 in a death lottery in which German precision trumped Nazi brutality.
— Leonard Mlodinow
The more tickets you have in a lottery, the worse your chance. And it is the same of virtues, in the lottery of life.
— Laurence Sterne
He is annoyed with their lack of interest, their blithe ignorance of the arbitrary genetic lottery that has granted them their privileged lives.
— Khaled Hosseini
I count myself lucky, having long ago won a lottery paid to me in seven sunrises a week for life.
— Robert Brault
I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness.
— Queen Victoria
What do you want, Zo?""What does anyone want, Abby?" he countered. "To be loved. Peace on earth. The winning lottery numbers. — Lisa Mangum
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
— Steven Wright
In theory we are all equal before the law. In practice, there are overwhelming privileges that come with winning the birth lottery.
— Arianna Huffington
The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.
— Craig Ferguson
Please don't waste-away in front of a TV waiting to win a lottery during the precious few hours you are not imprisoned in corporate shackles.
— Bryant McGill
The basic story remains simple and never-ending. Stocks aren't lottery tickets. There's a company attached to every share.
— Peter Lynch
I won some genetic lottery. I always happened to be strangely good at mathematics in my head. I just popped out weird.
— Rodney Brooks
The real way I became a model is I won a genetic lottery, and I became the recipient of a legacy.
— Cameron Russell
If you'd told the young Graham Norton that I'd one day have this amount of money, I'd have assumed it would have come from a lottery win.
— Graham Norton
I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.
— Joey Comeau
I cringed a little at the position of power i'd been granted, and all because I had won at the genetic lottery that had determined my sex.
— Khaled Hosseini
