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She began to curl her hair and long for balls
— Jane Austen
I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.
— Dave Barry
How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee?
— William Shakespeare
Long note? Yes. Make it seem short.
— Eugene Ormandy
But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.
— J.K. Rowling
His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.
— Andrew Sturm
It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.
— Andy Rooney
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
— H.L. Mencken
I like girls who are cute and naturally funny. As long as they are not too high-maintenance, then we're good.
— Miles Teller
I've been loving you a long timeDown all the years, down all the days
And I've cried for all your troubles
Smiled at your funny little ways — Shane MacGowan
Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike.
— Jeff Bridges
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
— Geraldine Ferraro
We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since.
— Lisa Kleypas
A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.
— Tommy Cooper
I honestly love any good chick flick, as long as it's a good movie or pretty funny. 'Love Actually' is a no-brainer.
— Matt McGorry
Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter how long it's been since you last heard one.
— Maggie Stiefvater
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
— Spike Milligan
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
— Mignon McLaughlin
He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.
— Derek Landy
It's funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time
— Meg Wolitzer
Space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry.
— Kevin Fong
You must be a blast on long car rides.""Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic. — Nenia Campbell
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
— Chic Murray
Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
Pretty nearly any stroke of fate can be made to look like a funny coincidence if you try hard enough and wait long enough.
— John Wyndham
The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.
— Frankie Boyle
No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
— Robert A. Heinlein
I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
— Mitch Hedberg
Bless your heart, they don't mindthey're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
The ache became longing, longing became nostalgia, nostalgia became fondness, and after a while he could see the funny side of it. A long while.
— Charlaine Harris
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
— Teresa Monachino
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny.
— Maisie Williams
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.
— Jeanne Calment
Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual
— Denis Leary
I come from a long line of miserable people.
— Arlene Schindler
It's funny, for a long time I would go watermelon-red and deny that I was a magical realist. It felt imprecise to me, a misrepresentation.
— Karen Russell
There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius
— Josh Stern
To cut a long story short, I'm a writer.
— Carla H. Krueger
How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?
— Russell Brand
How long have you been standing there?""Just long enough to see you give Daemon the middle finger."
"He deserved it. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm.
— Sue Ann Jaffarian
And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.
— Jerry Coleman
I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.
— Frankie Boyle
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
— Steven Wright
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
— Sarah Silverman
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.
— Patton Oswalt
I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done.
— Monica Murphy
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.
— Esther Williams
Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win
— Vinnie Jones
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
— Paula Danziger
I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember.
— E.R. Frank
Magic is a funny term,' she'd say. 'There is nothing supernatural about the earth. As long as you know what does what.
— Suzanne Palmieri
Boxing is a great exercise ... as long as you can yell "cut" whenever you want to.
— Sylvester Stallone
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since.
— Anne Elizabeth Moore
Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all.
— John Connolly
I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together.
— Beck Anderson
Sydney: I've waited for him for so long.Ava: I know. Funny that he only came around once you were taken. — Brynna Gabrielson
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better
— Milton Jones
As long as you're excited about what you're playing, and as long as it comes from your heart, it's going to be great.
— John Frusciante
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
— Michael Gambon
He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money.
— L. Frank Baum
I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
— Larry Dixon
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
— Mercedes McCambridge
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.
— Frankie Boyle
Nostalgia: How long's that been around?
— Bill Bailey
You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time.
— Buffy Andrews