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It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. — Bill Watterson

Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something — Robin Williams

Death is birth into the realm of the spirit. — Mary T Browne

I didn't know what would take my mind off the sexy Spartan, except for maybe a total lobotomy. — Jennifer Estep

Having a job is like having a lobotomy. — Donald O'Donovan

To get Windows 10 reliable, I had to lobotomise the installed software and USB devices. — Steven Magee

ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog. — Ambrose Bierce

The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy. — Andrew Vachss

Hell, who was she kidding? The only thing that could clear her head today would be a lobotomy. — Christine Bell

When you're young, you think life is forever, but it's finite. I'm 68, so even by the maddest measurements, I'm in the last bit of life. — Joanna Lumley

Remember: Christ is calling you; the Church needs you; the Pope believes in you and he expects great things of you. — Pope John Paul I

Have you ever had a date so bad, it makes you contemplate a lobotomy? — Steph Campbell

Einstein however refused to give him a lobotomy. Some friend he turned out to be. — Eve Langlais

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. — Joan Rivers

I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy — Dean Martin

Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off? — David Byrne

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have. — Dudley Moore

I can't guarantee that a lobotomy would stop her - babbling!! — Tennessee Williams

When you don't know where you're going, you drive on the highway. — Roger Hedden

I find the workload of what I do sufficiently great that when the term of court starts, I undergo a sort of annual intellectual lobotomy. — David Souter

When discussing complex systems like brains and other societies, it is easy to oversimplify: I call this Occam's lobotomy. — I. J. Good

The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it. — John Gilmore

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?' — Roseanne Barr

How we are using up our home, how we are living and polluting the planet is frightening. It was evident when I was a child. It's more evident now. — Maya Lin

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Tom Waits

Tom Brady was suspended 4 games for hiding evidence. Hillary should have to sit out first 4 primaries. — Jim Gilmore

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. — Fred Allen

If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It's called a lobotomy. — Kathryn Schulz

Liberalism is a disease cured only by a lobotomy or 90 days in a third world country. — Josh Bernstein

What I'd like is a lobotomy, a clean job, the top of my head neatly sawn off and designated contents removed. — Carol Shields

The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed. — Mike Ditka