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Lobotomy Quotes By Bill Watterson: It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. — Bill Watterson

Lobotomy Quotes By Robin Williams: Just now when I said, "I have a

Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something — Robin Williams

Lobotomy Quotes By Mary T Browne: Death is birth into the realm of the

Death is birth into the realm of the spirit. — Mary T Browne

Lobotomy Quotes By Jennifer Estep: I didn't know what would take my mind

I didn't know what would take my mind off the sexy Spartan, except for maybe a total lobotomy. — Jennifer Estep

Lobotomy Quotes By Donald O'Donovan: Having a job is like having a lobotomy.

Having a job is like having a lobotomy. — Donald O'Donovan

Lobotomy Quotes By Steven Magee: To get Windows 10 reliable, I had to

To get Windows 10 reliable, I had to lobotomise the installed software and USB devices. — Steven Magee

Lobotomy Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored

ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog. — Ambrose Bierce

Lobotomy Quotes By Andrew Vachss: The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick

The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy. — Andrew Vachss

Lobotomy Quotes By Christine Bell: Hell, who was she kidding? The only thing

Hell, who was she kidding? The only thing that could clear her head today would be a lobotomy. — Christine Bell

Lobotomy Quotes By Joanna Lumley: When you're young, you think life is forever,

When you're young, you think life is forever, but it's finite. I'm 68, so even by the maddest measurements, I'm in the last bit of life. — Joanna Lumley

Lobotomy Quotes By Pope John Paul I: Remember: Christ is calling you; the Church needs

Remember: Christ is calling you; the Church needs you; the Pope believes in you and he expects great things of you. — Pope John Paul I

Lobotomy Quotes By Steph Campbell: Have you ever had a date so bad,

Have you ever had a date so bad, it makes you contemplate a lobotomy? — Steph Campbell

Lobotomy Quotes By Eve Langlais: Einstein however refused to give him a lobotomy.

Einstein however refused to give him a lobotomy. Some friend he turned out to be. — Eve Langlais

Lobotomy Quotes By Joan Rivers: A woman went to a plastic surgeon and

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. — Joan Rivers

Lobotomy Quotes By Dean Martin: I would rather have a free bottle in

I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy — Dean Martin

Lobotomy Quotes By David Byrne: Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to

Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off? — David Byrne

Lobotomy Quotes By Dudley Moore: I wish I had a dime for every

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have. — Dudley Moore

Lobotomy Quotes By Tennessee Williams: I can't guarantee that a lobotomy would stop

I can't guarantee that a lobotomy would stop her - babbling!! — Tennessee Williams

Lobotomy Quotes By Roger Hedden: When you don't know where you're going, you

When you don't know where you're going, you drive on the highway. — Roger Hedden

Lobotomy Quotes By David Souter: I find the workload of what I do

I find the workload of what I do sufficiently great that when the term of court starts, I undergo a sort of annual intellectual lobotomy. — David Souter

Lobotomy Quotes By I. J. Good: When discussing complex systems like brains and other

When discussing complex systems like brains and other societies, it is easy to oversimplify: I call this Occam's lobotomy. — I. J. Good

Lobotomy Quotes By John Gilmore: The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes

The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it. — John Gilmore

Lobotomy Quotes By Roseanne Barr: I'm fat and proud of it. If someone

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?' — Roseanne Barr

Lobotomy Quotes By Maya Lin: How we are using up our home, how

How we are using up our home, how we are living and polluting the planet is frightening. It was evident when I was a child. It's more evident now. — Maya Lin

Lobotomy Quotes By Tom Waits: I'd rather have a bottle in front of

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. — Tom Waits

Lobotomy Quotes By Jim Gilmore: Tom Brady was suspended 4 games for hiding

Tom Brady was suspended 4 games for hiding evidence. Hillary should have to sit out first 4 primaries. — Jim Gilmore

Lobotomy Quotes By Fred Allen: I'd rather have a full bottle in front

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. — Fred Allen

Lobotomy Quotes By Kathryn Schulz: If you want to live a life free

If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It's called a lobotomy. — Kathryn Schulz

Lobotomy Quotes By Josh Bernstein: Liberalism is a disease cured only by a

Liberalism is a disease cured only by a lobotomy or 90 days in a third world country. — Josh Bernstein

Lobotomy Quotes By Carol Shields: What I'd like is a lobotomy, a clean

What I'd like is a lobotomy, a clean job, the top of my head neatly sawn off and designated contents removed. — Carol Shields

Lobotomy Quotes By Mike Ditka: The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy

The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed. — Mike Ditka