Living Life With Humor Quotes
Collection of top 38 famous quotes about Living Life With Humor
Living Life With Humor Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Living Life With Humor quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.
— Carroll Bryant
I am happy for the first in my life, I can report that I am standing on an incline instead of an edge.
— Erica Goros
If you say anything, it just gets worse.
— R.L. Mosz
I have a black sense of humor. You try living my life, see what color yours turns.
— Karen Marie Moning
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
— George Carlin
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
— Dick Van Dyke
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
— Anthony Bourdain
The older we get, the more we become ourselves.
— Alan Andrews
Life never goes according to plan. That's okay, because often our plans are much smaller than life intends. Probably EASIER, but smaller.
— Stacey T. Hunt
Dangerously close to having to work for a living.
— Rosen Topuzov
I suppose longevity requires giving up life's pleasures, one by one, until there's nothing left.
— Gary Inbinder
Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.
— Kevin James Breaux
Life is too important to take seriously.
— Corky Siegel
Death can come slow. Death can come quick. If you've got one last breath, you better make the most of it.
— A.H. Scott
It is said that the dead are infinitely patient, although it is usually said by the living, and how would they know?
— Lee Battersby
There are two ways to learn life's lessons, the easy way and the hard way. I seem to prefer the hard way.
— Patty Houser
It's only life. We all get through it.
— Dean Koontz
Life is not about finding or achieving something but it's for living, living and living".
— Nitin Yaduvanshi
When I hear that people live by the book, I always wonder which one.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
I want my life to be about LIVING, not leaving which is why I'm LEAVING nothing behind. — Shelley K. Wall
Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity ... I'm close enough to walk!
— Tanya Masse
Live like a man, fuck like an animal and die like a plant.
— Claire Amber
I don't know about you, but this whole life thing has been the cause of all my problems.
— Bond Bixler
My life is worth living said the Scorpion and showed his sting.
— Kristian Goldmund Aumann
If you have an old habit of competing and comparing yourself with others, then you are still living your life like a sperm. GROW UP!!
— Saurabh Sharma
Great books live longer than people.They are gonna bury us all. — Patricia Nedelea
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
