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Listening Funny Quotes By Prince Royce: I would definitely love to work with somebody

I would definitely love to work with somebody like Jay Z or Rihanna. — Prince Royce

Listening Funny Quotes By Michael Rosen: Living with a dog is one way to

Living with a dog is one way to retain something of a child's spirit. — Michael Rosen

Listening Funny Quotes By Kristen Wiig: With improv, it's a combination of listening and

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. — Kristen Wiig

Listening Funny Quotes By Lois McMaster Bujold: If you want to catch something, running after

If you want to catch something, running after it isn't always the best way. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Listening Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: He was listening so I don't remember.

He was listening so I don't remember. — Eugene Ormandy

Listening Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts. — Demetri Martin

Listening Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about

XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?" — Mitch Hedberg

Listening Funny Quotes By Bethany Hamilton: I don't need easy. I just need possible.

I don't need easy. I just need possible. — Bethany Hamilton

Listening Funny Quotes By Nancy B. Brewer: For in the forest someone is always watching

For in the forest someone is always watching and someone is always listening! — Nancy B. Brewer

Listening Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked

Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked her. "He thinks I'm the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there! — Joel N. Ross

Listening Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: To get to a destination, you have to

To get to a destination, you have to know the address. To find your purpose in life, you must set a goal, draw a map, and start the journey. — Debasish Mridha

Listening Funny Quotes By The Band Perry: It's funny how your dead when people start

It's funny how your dead when people start listening. — The Band Perry

Listening Funny Quotes By Daniel S. Pena: In the cosmos of time, there's not a

In the cosmos of time, there's not a cocksucker in this room who is more than a fart in the wind! — Daniel S. Pena

Listening Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: When you eat a lot of spicy food,

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton. — Jimmy Carr

Listening Funny Quotes By Richelle E. Goodrich: I don't doubt that you think you love

I don't doubt that you think you love me; what I doubt is your understanding of love. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Listening Funny Quotes By Franklin P. Jones: One advantage of talking to yourself is that

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. — Franklin P. Jones

Listening Funny Quotes By Garth Stein: Do not mistake confidence and self-awareness for egotism.

Do not mistake confidence and self-awareness for egotism. I — Garth Stein

Listening Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I have no problem not listening to the

I have no problem not listening to the Temptations. — Mitch Hedberg

Listening Funny Quotes By Pippa Evans: I don't know if I was funny as

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing. — Pippa Evans

Listening Funny Quotes By Neil Gaiman: A graveyard is not normally a democracy, and

A graveyard is not normally a democracy, and yet death is the great democracy, — Neil Gaiman