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I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.
— Rudyard Kipling
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list.
— C.C. Hunter
Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny.
— Ilona Andrews
That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life.
— Angelina Jolie
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
I don't need a president with a bucket list!
— Chris Rock
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
— Rita Rudner
Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. Consider my belt the velvet rope no one crosses without an express invitation.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side.
— Phyllis McGinley
