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I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.
— Rudyard Kipling
I live in a very small town and now that I've closed down my studio, I'm working at home.
— Sergio Aragones
The road reaches every place, the short cut only one.
— James Richardson
How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side.
— Phyllis McGinley
The difference between authorized and unauthorized biographies is the difference between riding in carriage or squatting in steerage.
— Kitty Kelley
I'm a writer. I don't support any war. That's my principle.
— Haruki Murakami
Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. Consider my belt the velvet rope no one crosses without an express invitation.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
— Rita Rudner
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
The design of a temple depends on symmetry , the principles of which must be most carefully observed by the architect.
— Marcus Vitruvius Pollio
I don't need a president with a bucket list!
— Chris Rock
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
I have always been full of lust - as I am now - but I have always been placing conceptual obstacles in my own path.
— Susan Sontag
That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life.
— Angelina Jolie
You know these love letters mix with whisky, just don't light a match when you kiss me.
— Jon Bon Jovi
Actors make choices for different reasons.
— Stacy Keach
Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny.
— Ilona Andrews