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List Of Best Funny Quotes By Rudyard Kipling: I've just read that I am dead. Don't

I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers. — Rudyard Kipling

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Sergio Aragones: I live in a very small town and

I live in a very small town and now that I've closed down my studio, I'm working at home. — Sergio Aragones

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Alice Munro: Everybody said to me back home, what do

Everybody said to me back home, what do you want to go to Alaska for, and I said, because I've never been there, isn't that a good enough reason? — Alice Munro

List Of Best Funny Quotes By James Richardson: The road reaches every place, the short cut

The road reaches every place, the short cut only one. — James Richardson

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Bill Engvall: Welcome to my garage! This is where I

Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list. — Bill Engvall

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Penny Reid: If we couldn't laugh, we would all go

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." - Robert Frost — Penny Reid

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Phyllis McGinley: How happy is the Optimist / To whom

How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side. — Phyllis McGinley

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: Did you know you can have an Irish

Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list? — Frank Carson

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Kitty Kelley: The difference between authorized and unauthorized biographies is

The difference between authorized and unauthorized biographies is the difference between riding in carriage or squatting in steerage. — Kitty Kelley

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Haruki Murakami: I'm a writer. I don't support any war.

I'm a writer. I don't support any war. That's my principle. — Haruki Murakami

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Babe, I don't know you and my no

Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. Consider my belt the velvet rope no one crosses without an express invitation. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Rajneesh: Only man has become an outsider - and

Only man has become an outsider - and because of his own efforts. On his own, he has separated himself from existence. — Rajneesh

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: All men think that they're nice guys. Some

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names. — Rita Rudner

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Caprice Bourret: It's so funny to think that I used

It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. — Caprice Bourret

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Marcus Vitruvius Pollio: The design of a temple depends on symmetry

The design of a temple depends on symmetry , the principles of which must be most carefully observed by the architect. — Marcus Vitruvius Pollio

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I don't need a president with a bucket

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Lindsey Kelk: The point of the list wasn't just to

The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. — Lindsey Kelk

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Susan Sontag: I have always been full of lust -

I have always been full of lust - as I am now - but I have always been placing conceptual obstacles in my own path. — Susan Sontag

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Congratulations your 18! ... On a list of

Congratulations your 18! ... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill. — Frankie Boyle

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Angelina Jolie: That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm

That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life. — Angelina Jolie

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Rachel Cohn: I'm so into you, it's not even funny.

I'm so into you, it's not even funny. (Naomi & Ely's No Kiss List) — Rachel Cohn

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Jon Bon Jovi: You know these love letters mix with whisky,

You know these love letters mix with whisky, just don't light a match when you kiss me. — Jon Bon Jovi

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Stacy Keach: Actors make choices for different reasons.

Actors make choices for different reasons. — Stacy Keach

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews: Maybe you should make me a list of

Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny. — Ilona Andrews

List Of Best Funny Quotes By Todd Stocker: Before you eat the elephant, make sure you

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. — Todd Stocker

List Of Best Funny Quotes By C.C. Hunter: She already had a headache-she didn't want to

She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list. — C.C. Hunter