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Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx.
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Jake thanked God he had a son to put to bed when he knew somewhere there was a family, right now, waiting for someone who would never come home.
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Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date.
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If it weren't for book tours, I would never leave my house.
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To Ned, will you. Carry on.
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Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.
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I always win in the end
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I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.
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Motherhood was not for the weak.
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I like terrific writing, but I also like a terrific story. My favorite books have both, and they're by contemporary, commercial American writers.
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Ask me if I care.
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Testosterone should be a controlled substance.
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Night came early to this neighborhood, the sun fleeing the sky, leaving heaven black and blue.
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It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.
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I read, therefore, I matter.
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Great griefs are mute.
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My animals are a really important part of my life.
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You can really help support a character if you understand the setting. So for that reason I generally write about Philadelphia.
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How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?The patients get better and leave. — Lisa Scottoline
I don't need my head examined, but where were you when I married my second husband. Sheesh.
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Likewise, I would never be so rude as to not interrupt a friend. How else would she know I was listening?
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She set down the glass, palmed the
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Knees, but they evaporated as the boat picked
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You know what Kovich always says, 'Leave or heave.'" She
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Eric turned the corner onto his old
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She's only human. Don't judge her. Just love her.
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I love the dignity in the name Philadelphia, but at heart, we're Philly.
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They never see me coming.Know why?
Because I'm already there. — Lisa Scottoline
Truth is, every writer has to be a good editor, and you have to edit yourself. It's a skill every writer has to acquire.
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Listen carefully, I'm going to say three words.""I love you? — Lisa Scottoline
I look normal but i'm not
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You cannot do more with less.
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Your typical suburban mom worries all the time, but she worries about the wrong things
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Everything associated with weddings cost the same - a fortune.
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Now, Megan, we can't pick on whoever abstained.
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She wondered if justice was possible in a world full of profoundly evil and damaged human beings, in a veritable universe of damage.
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The look he was going for was Friendly Suburban Dad, because that's what he was, but he suspected he'd achieved onlyCialis Guy. — Lisa Scottoline
The truth is that every writer, whether it's fiction or nonfiction, is trying to write something truly original and that's what I think I'm doing.
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That's what books do, isn't it? That's why I love to read. They bring us closer to ourselves.
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Every psychiatrist hated the irony that the best-paying specialty was cosmetic surgery, as if you could fix your psyche by changing your face.
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Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.
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Because she does not worry about me.
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Hannah was out of earshot, then turned to Caitlin.
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We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb.
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Don't think on what they say, because you don't have to get yourself right with them. You have to get yourself right with you.
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I'm neither your friend nor your frenemy, unless you have what I want.
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Everybody hates lawyers, but they don't realize judges are just lawyers with a promotion. Think about it.
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I've read that one out of twenty-four people is a sociopath, and if you ask me, the other twenty-three of you should be worried.
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She's the Girl Who Dresses Too Hot For Work. Every rotation has one, probably every job.
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Judy felt dismayed. A half hour? She couldn't learn much about the gym in half an hour.
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They don't realize evil lives on their streets
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She realised that letting someone go was setting them free.
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I fool everybody!
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Don't you wear glasses, George?" "Not anymore. I had my eyes lasered." Can you say midlife crisis? Radial keratotomy is the new red Porsche.
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I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it's practice for sociopaths.
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We're here and we prey on you
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From Anthony, reading, Can you let me know now? Sanchez leaves for weekend if we're not on. She felt a guilty pang. It's
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No one's paying any attention to sociopaths, or they think we're all killers, which is a misconception.
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I still think I'm writing Nancy Drew with a mortgage.
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Even if it's not what you planned, you can make a life for yourself on your own and be happy.
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There was no known cure for a Catholic education.
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I fool you. I fool everyone.
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Don't try and change me. Women always try to change men. It never works. I'm not trying to change you. I'm trying to work with you.
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I can't stand just sitting here not doing anything. You can't solve a problem by remote control.
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It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.
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Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart.
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He didn't know why she was standing so close , much less touching him, but he didn't have time to worry about it.
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You should be more paranoid
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Because the thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it.
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Bars over the door, but not the window, and the roof looked
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I'm a sociopath. I look normal, but I'm not. I'm smarter, better, and freer, because I'm not bound by rules, law, emotion or regard for you.
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A movie theater is Switzerland of the diet world.
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I don't really like you, but I'm so good at acting as if I do that it's basically the same thing.
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Let's talk about a decision that women have to make every morning- Big purse or little purse? — Lisa Scottoline
Even people who counted their blessings never counted them in the morning. For one thing, there wasn't time.
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You're my best friend. I understand you and appreciate you, and can make you happy the rest of your life, I promise you that.
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If I stopped talking after I made my point, I'd never say anything.
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You don't have to be dead to write a classic, and you don't have to be literary to be smart.
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Truly I never thought of myself as writing legal thrillers, and I still don't think I do. I write stories about women.
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He's an odd duckbut he's a good kid, with a good heart. — Lisa Scottoline
I am really, I think, truly an easygoing, positive, fun person.
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