Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
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In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.
— Ann Coulter
I work with my acting coach to help me get into character and do pronunciation drills and tongue twisters to help me deliver lines.
— Quvenzhane Wallis
Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.
— Lisa Lampanelli
I write about the scariest monsters: The ones inside us all. And the ones that want to eat what is inside us all.
— Aaron Marcusson
For the lesson was clear-one did not poke around at night, not unless one wanted to see ghosts.
— Anna Godbersen
If you do what is easy, your life will be hard
— Les Brown
Don't liberal Democrats ever learn economic principles, or does their class warfare trump all else?
— Cal Thomas
Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.
— Lisa Lampanelli
Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.
— Lisa Lampanelli
It's quite difficult for me to imagine my life without chess.
— Garry Kasparov
If your dreams do not scare you they aren't big enough
— Ellen Johnson Sirleaf
She doesn't get it. Being funny when you don't mean to be is terrible. Having to laugh at yourself along with everyone else is humiliating.
— Lynda Mullaly Hunt
I love working closely with people.
— Laura Linney
I've no wish to appear in celebrity magazines.
— Kelly Reilly
I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!
— Lisa Lampanelli