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Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Ann Coulter: In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs

In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography. — Ann Coulter

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Meg Leder: Just because someone isn't at their best doesn't

Just because someone isn't at their best doesn't mean you write them off forever" -Pen — Meg Leder

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Quvenzhane Wallis: I work with my acting coach to help

I work with my acting coach to help me get into character and do pronunciation drills and tongue twisters to help me deliver lines. — Quvenzhane Wallis

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Lisa Lampanelli: Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I

Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass. — Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Aaron Marcusson: I write about the scariest monsters: The ones

I write about the scariest monsters: The ones inside us all. And the ones that want to eat what is inside us all. — Aaron Marcusson

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Anna Godbersen: For the lesson was clear-one did not poke

For the lesson was clear-one did not poke around at night, not unless one wanted to see ghosts. — Anna Godbersen

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Les Brown: If you do what is easy, your life

If you do what is easy, your life will be hard — Les Brown

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Lindsey Kelk: Either I've found my spiritual home, or I've

Either I've found my spiritual home, or I've watched too much TV — Lindsey Kelk

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Cal Thomas: Don't liberal Democrats ever learn economic principles, or

Don't liberal Democrats ever learn economic principles, or does their class warfare trump all else? — Cal Thomas

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Lisa Lampanelli: Usually I'm on top to keep the guy

Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping. — Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Lisa Lampanelli: Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts,

Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops. — Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Garry Kasparov: It's quite difficult for me to imagine my

It's quite difficult for me to imagine my life without chess. — Garry Kasparov

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Ellen Johnson Sirleaf: If your dreams do not scare you they

If your dreams do not scare you they aren't big enough — Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Lynda Mullaly Hunt: She doesn't get it. Being funny when you

She doesn't get it. Being funny when you don't mean to be is terrible. Having to laugh at yourself along with everyone else is humiliating. — Lynda Mullaly Hunt

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Laura Linney: I love working closely with people.

I love working closely with people. — Laura Linney

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Kelly Reilly: I've no wish to appear in celebrity magazines.

I've no wish to appear in celebrity magazines. — Kelly Reilly

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Lisa Lampanelli: I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ...

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli Quotes By Reno Collier: Lisa Lampanelli lost 100 pounds, but that's because

Lisa Lampanelli lost 100 pounds, but that's because she was poached for ivory. — Reno Collier