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I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces
— Ron Atkinson
End? You don't mean like, dead end?
— Paul Dini
Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen ... Treat me like a queen and off with your head
— Josh Stern
Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
— Katie McGarry
drive like hell was chasing you.
— Cassandra Clare
It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive.
— Shawn Keenan
Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.
— Cassandra Clare
You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane.
— Rebecca McNutt
Hojo-"You sound exactly like bandits, bossing me around."Bandits- "That's because we ARE bandits. — Rumiko Takahashi
My gramps is a lot like you. No sense of adventure. All he does is sit in his urn...
— Cleo Peitsche
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson.
— Jay Nordlinger
If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.
— David Cook
Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them.
— Jacquelyn Ayres
I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me.
— Wiz Khalifa
My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.
— Abraham Lincoln
You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.
— Glen Hansard
I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?"
"I just know. — Cassandra Clare
Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?
— Heidi McLaughlin
Oooh, hard to say," Angela sneered behind Kami. "Other than live without magic like everybody els, you loser.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
— Bill Shankly
If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall?
— Gwenn Wright
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
— John Green
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
— Minnie Pearl
I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film.
— Mike Birbiglia
Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.
— Mark A. Cooper
Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin
You look like a horse in a man costume
— Dylan Moran
Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.
— Eden Butler
He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.
— Fred Allen
Ah, well, when you explain it like that, it seems obvious," said Mudge. "Of course, it always seems obvious once it's been explained.
— Theodora Goss
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
— Simone Elkeles
I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus.
— Miss Merikan
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
— Albert Einstein
Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
— Shelby Metcalf
You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?
— Catherine Lowell
Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably cynical person?""I like to think of it as learning from experience. — Benedict Jacka
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
— Helen Gurley Brown
The Americans are like shadows . . . frightening until you finally touch them and realize that their image was their power all along.
— Mark Henshaw
I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys."
— Mitch Hedberg
Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
— Jerry Coleman
That depends. Are you going to call me an ass again?""That depends. Are you going to act like one?" -Ashton and Maya — Kelley Armstrong
You look like a hot tamale.""That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles
Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.
— Oscar Wilde
And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.
— Joe Walker
I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you.
— Ned Vizzini
You have a mind like the rings of Saturn. A million miles wide and an inch deep.
— Kim Stanley Robinson
What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?" Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about?
— Gracie Allen
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
— Jon Foreman
Funny thing about belonging to two worlds: Sometimes you feel like you belong in zero.
— Emily Henry
You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.
— Noel Fielding
What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.""I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles
Particularly beautiful people were like particularly funny-looking people, though. Once you know them you mostly forgot about it.
— Ann Brashares
Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.
— Jimmy Fallon
Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed— Rachel Hawkins
That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack)
— Jamie Delano
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget.
— David Baldacci
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
— Jimmy Carr
What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.
— Heather Hildenbrand
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison
Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.
— Cassandra Giovanni
You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker.
— Bianca Giovanni
Funny how you can forget that every family isn't like yours.
— Patrick Ness
If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
— Auliq Ice
You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.
— S.A. Tawks
Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.
— Johnny Moscato
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
— Lewis Black
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.
— Carol Leifer
LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt
— Darynda Jones
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
— Demetri Martin
Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife
— Ruth Downie
