Life Woody Allen Quotes
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My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life.
— Woody Allen
Life's hard, then you die.
— Woody Allen
Showing up is 80 percent of life.
— Woody Allen
Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.
— Woody Allen
90% of success in life is showing up
— Woody Allen
In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.
— Woody Allen
The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.
— Woody Allen
Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.
— Woody Allen
You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.
— Woody Allen
Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!
— Woody Allen
Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.
— Woody Allen
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
— Woody Allen
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— Woody Allen
Eternal life is great if you have the clothes for it.
— Woody Allen
You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life
— Woody Allen
For some reason it gives people pleasure to equate the life of certain movie actors or actresses with their actual lives.
— Woody Allen
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.
— Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
— Woody Allen
All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.
— Woody Allen
I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.
— Woody Allen
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
— Woody Allen
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
— Woody Allen
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
— Woody Allen
Ninety percent of life is just showing up.
— Woody Allen
Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.
— Woody Allen
Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.
— Woody Allen
It's cruel to bring life into this terrible world.
— Woody Allen
The best things in life are censored.
— Woody Allen
I read in self-defense.
— Woody Allen
Showing up is 80% of life.
— Woody Allen
Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's true in my life.
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The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup?
— Woody Allen
They confuse everything I do with my life.
— Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
— Woody Allen
Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.
— Woody Allen
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
— Woody Allen
Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety
— Woody Allen
If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.
— Woody Allen
All i have in my life is my imagination
— Woody Allen
80% of life is showing up.
— Woody Allen
Does art imitate life, or does life imitate TV?
— Woody Allen