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I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world. — Tanit Phoenix

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought — Robert Breault

There is nothing as tragic as being alive and not enjoying life ... Life should be celebrated! — Joyce Meyer

Art should be witty, like a good Eddie Murphy movie, to make your life a little easier and better. — William Quigley

Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you. — Ankur Basu Roy

The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists? — Jandy Nelson

Before the Internet, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life. — Ashish Chauhan

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. — George Bernard Shaw

What matters most is that we learn from living. — Doris Lessing

The important thing to remember is not to forget — Benny Bellamacina

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

Letting Go: A Little Bit at a Time is filled with big ideas that just might change your life. Wise, witty, and important. — Daniel Amen

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying. — Mae West

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ... — Hiroko Sakai

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty. — Dylan Moran

Life is a mysterious and witty intermingling of fate and events — Alexandra Kosteniuk

Experience was something it was difficult to avoid, though many people had managed to keep it to a minimum. — Philip Jose Farmer

There is a thin line of difference in being courageous and foolish! — Jasleen Kaur Gumber

Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia. — Mervyn Peake

I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort. — Daniel Handler

The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself. — Albert Camus

Oh yes! I have couple-goals too. I love to couple myself with- Books, Coffee and Mountains. — Jasleen Kaur Gumber

Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport

If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much. — Josh Lanyon

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
(quoted in Life After Life) — William Congreve

I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on! — Ljupka Cvetanova

To a literate reader, a crisp sentence, an arresting metaphor, a witty aside, an elegant turn of phrase are among life's greatest pleasures. And — Steven Pinker

The only sharks I'm afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos. — Laurie Nadel

Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life. — Michael Bassey Johnson

My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty. — Bipasha Basu

When I die cremate me so I can finally fit into something small. — Xondra Day

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile. — Zane Stumpo

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn? — Jonas Jonasson