Life That Are Funny Quotes
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Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor.
— Jaleigh Johnson
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.
— Pierce Brosnan
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
— Julia Sweeney
You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson.
— Jay Nordlinger
And what have you been up to? she asked.Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
— Natasha Leggero
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
Funny how, when one part of your life falls away, the other bits that are left start looking rather feeble.
— Mhairi McFarlane
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
The movement of life has to rest in its own music.
— Rabindranath Tagore
Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.
— Lois Greiman
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
Life is funny; it really is.
— Karyn Bosnak
Repetition will be repeated
— NightBits
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Are you trying to be subtle? Because I know you're talking about the honeybunnyless prom tragedy that is my life.
— John Green
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.
— David M. Evans
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
— Aaron McGruder
I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that.
— Brett Gelman
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever.
— Margaret Sullivan
Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil.
— Henry Ward Beecher
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.
— Ted Danson
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.
— Amy Summers
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Sporks are only used in the most dire situations.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general.
— Jenji Kohan
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
Life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want.
— Turcois Ominek
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
— Antonio Porchia
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
