Life Screw Up Quotes
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Life Screw Up Quotes & Sayings
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I grew up in an affluent suburban world and never worried about money until I'd grown up and found wonderfully original ways to screw up my life.
— K.A. Applegate
Most people don't need the help of strangers to screw up their lives; most of them are quite capable of doing it themselves!
— Lisa Gardner
If it's over, then don't let the past screw up the rest of your life.
— Nicholas Sparks
Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.
— Dean Winchester
He didn't get it. That's exactly why I needed my Maker's Mark. You can't throw my life into turmoil, and then screw me out of my bourbon too.
— Donna Augustine
If you find someone you care about, screw everyone else. Life's too short.
— Jenny Kaczorowski
Reality is what we tell to go screw itself every time we write or read a book, shoot or watch a movie.
— Garrett Robinson
Screw you, bad stuff and grab life with both hands.
— Laura Kaye
Ignore the people who are laughing at you right now, because karma is going to screw them as well.
— Alamvusha
But life isn't neat the way a story is. And if you try to pretend it is, then you just make yourself unhappy, or screw yourself over.
— Dexter Palmer
When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.
— Magan Vernon
It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager.
— Mila Kunis
I'm gonna be good at something other than marrying, darlings. Besides, I don't want them. I don't even wanna screw them, how am I gonna marry them?
— Catherynne M Valente
I assume this kid is "normal" sixteen, like all the rest of them, whereas I'm "life can, and probably will, totally screw you" sixteen.
— Andrea Cremer
THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me - not forever, but periodically.
— Janet Evanovich
I was just a screw or cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else.
— Edith Wharton
The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.
— Patrick Swayze
Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.
— Jessica Zafra
Screw fairy tales. My life was way more interesting.
— Rebecca Chastain
We are not perfect. We make mistakes. We screw up but then we forgive and move forward.
— Nicholas Sparks
Screw the right thing to do. What do you want to do?
— Beth Reekles
Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right.
— Candace Bushnell
Rumor has it: when you marry a Walsh you are set for life. Only one thing can screw it up.
— Jessica Gordon
Truth will screw with you every which way, before it lets you to be anywhere near itself.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
First rule of motherhood, dearie: men are screw-ups. Learn it now and you'll be a whole lot happier.
— Neal Shusterman
Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say?
— Martin Amis
Life is fragile. Screw all that hesitant bullshit. We were going to go for it.
— Charles Sheehan-Miles
We all screw up. We all wish we were stronger than we are, and not one of us will get through this life without regret.
— Swati Avasthi
No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.
— Will Ferrell