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I am still capable of feeling used. I am still capable of having a sexual experience that makes me feel like my entire life has been a mean joke.
— Charlotte Shane
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[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I had no job at the time and was living off the cruel joke I referred to as my savings.
— David Sedaris
I never told a joke in my life.
— Andy Kaufman
Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke
— Rachel Cohn
Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?
— Kurt Vonnegut
Never joke about the job of your friend. He/she feeds their family with it and it affects their dignity!
— Rossana Condoleo
A life was a life. She'd been orphaned at an age to internalize death as poor material for a joke. And likewise, salvation.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious
— Harry Toh Jun Shen
Life plays the same lovely and agonizing joke on all of us.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.
— Cinda Williams Chima
This isn't a joke. This is life or fucking death, Lily. I am trying to save you.""Save me from who?"
"From me, darlin'. — Teresa Mummert
A joke is a very serious thing.
— Winston S. Churchill
Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life.
— Hannah Simone
If life a joke then I'm waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I'm bout the bun.
— Mac Miller
Life is a joke that's just begun.
— W.S. Gilbert
Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives them, and I think that's a positive characteristic.
— Fernando Perez
I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate.
— Howie Mandel
Life, it seems, delivers the best punch lines only after we've forgotten we were part of a joke.
— David Arnold
I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.
— Santosh Kalwar
If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.
— Chandan Sharma
If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.
— Gregory David Roberts
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I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
Death often is the point of life's joke.
— Vladimir Nabokov
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
— Maureen Johnson
Knowing we all gonna die makes life a joke
— Albert Camus
You cannot be a powerful and life-changing presence to some people without being a joke or an embarrassment to others.
— Mark Manson
I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living.
— Christopher Guest
Fickle as water, our life is as dreamlike as smoke
- at our expense,
fate's private joke.
-The Bronze Horseman — Alexander Pushkin
Everything in life is not a joke.""No, but it mostly is. — Allan Dare Pearce
Life must go on, even if it's no joke ... just pretend to believe in the future.
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
WHEN YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE DARKNESS OF LIFE, THAT'S WHEN THE DARKNESS TAKES OVER.
— Amanda Palmer
A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke.
— Arthur Miller
Life may be a grand folly, as you say, but it is harder to appriciate the joke when you're always the butt of it.
— Richard Russo
Simon rolled his eyes. Apparently, all Shadowhunter dudes were underwear models, including his new roommate. His life was a joke. Julie seemed
— Cassandra Clare
Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life.
— Stephenie Meyer
Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it.
— Rick Riordan
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line.
— Stephenie Meyer
I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.
— Neil Gaiman
all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them.
— Jonathan Woodrow
Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited.
— Santosh Kalwar
When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.
— Adventure Time
When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life.
— Heather Sellers
Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life.
— Steven Bochco
As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There
— Stephen King
Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final.
— Corinne Michaels
You make a joke out of everything.Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?No one knows what he can do till he tries. — Publilius Syrus
Comedy and tragedy are basically the same thing. Comedy is just the art of making light of life's sufferings. Turning all your pain into a joke.
— Katie Kacvinsky
Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.
— Carrie Fisher
All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die.
— Agatha Christie
A good joke is life laughing at itself.
— Marty Rubin
Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married, have kids, and die. Thank you very much for attending the joke called life. They
— Cameron Jace
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
God is bad, truth is a cheat, and life is a joke.
— Jack London
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.
— Garrison Keillor
Life is a joke. Laugh out loud.
— Lisa M. Cronkhite
Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE
— Kresley Cole
Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The LoveOf My Life! — Petra Hermans
Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny.
— Stephan Attia
If life is a joke, let us play it.
— Santosh Kalwar