Life Joke Quotes

I am still capable of feeling used. I am still capable of having a sexual experience that makes me feel like my entire life has been a mean joke. — Charlotte Shane

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I had no job at the time and was living off the cruel joke I referred to as my savings. — David Sedaris

I never told a joke in my life. — Andy Kaufman

People joke about me that I talk in voiceovers. I have that sort of inflection. But I do talk in voiceovers. I have done it my whole life. — Matt Nix

Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke — Rachel Cohn

Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that? — Kurt Vonnegut

Never joke about the job of your friend. He/she feeds their family with it and it affects their dignity! — Rossana Condoleo

A life was a life. She'd been orphaned at an age to internalize death as poor material for a joke. And likewise, salvation. — Barbara Kingsolver

Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious — Harry Toh Jun Shen

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Life plays the same lovely and agonizing joke on all of us. — F Scott Fitzgerald

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke. — Cinda Williams Chima

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Where is the fucking screenplay? — Deyth Banger

This isn't a joke. This is life or fucking death, Lily. I am trying to save you."
"Save me from who?"
"From me, darlin'. — Teresa Mummert

A joke is a very serious thing. — Winston S. Churchill

Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life. — Hannah Simone

Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke. — Janet Jackson

If life a joke then I'm waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I'm bout the bun. — Mac Miller

Life is a joke that's just begun. — W.S. Gilbert

Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives them, and I think that's a positive characteristic. — Fernando Perez

I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate. — Howie Mandel

Life, it seems, delivers the best punch lines only after we've forgotten we were part of a joke. — David Arnold

I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything. — Santosh Kalwar

There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. — Bob Dylan

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. — Chandan Sharma

Hilta laughed like someone who had thought hard about Life and had seen the joke. — Terry Pratchett

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke. — Gregory David Roberts

Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier. What a joke! My 2 sons serving in the military should talk to her, — Cindy McCain

Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke. — Paulo Coelho

Life is a joke and the only choice we have is whether or not to laugh. - Generic CH 2 — Me

I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard. — Red Skelton

Besides, if you're sick, I'm on life support. As wrong as that joke is. — Lia Habel

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Death often is the point of life's joke. — Vladimir Nabokov

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson

Knowing we all gonna die makes life a joke — Albert Camus

You cannot be a powerful and life-changing presence to some people without being a joke or an embarrassment to others. — Mark Manson

I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living. — Christopher Guest

You must learn to take a joke, Francie, otherwise life will be pretty hard on you. — Betty Smith

Fickle as water,
our life is as dreamlike as smoke
- at our expense,
fate's private joke.
-The Bronze Horseman — Alexander Pushkin

Everything in life is not a joke."

"No, but it mostly is. — Allan Dare Pearce

Life must go on, even if it's no joke ... just pretend to believe in the future. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her. — Honeya

WHEN YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE DARKNESS OF LIFE, THAT'S WHEN THE DARKNESS TAKES OVER. — Amanda Palmer

A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke. — Arthur Miller

Life may be a grand folly, as you say, but it is harder to appriciate the joke when you're always the butt of it. — Richard Russo

The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. — T. S. Eliot

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. — Jack Handy

In general, I tried not to take myself too seriously - I called myself "the manalyst," after all. My life's motto: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. — Kresley Cole

Simon rolled his eyes. Apparently, all Shadowhunter dudes were underwear models, including his new roommate. His life was a joke. Julie seemed — Cassandra Clare

Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life. — Stephenie Meyer

I lived that life for real, so to talk about it was like a joke, you know what I mean? — Tone-Loc

Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it. — Rick Riordan

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line. — Stephenie Meyer

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry. — Robert A. Heinlein

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke. — Neil Gaiman

all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them. — Jonathan Woodrow

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan

Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited. — Santosh Kalwar

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett

When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life. — Heather Sellers

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously. — Ashleigh Brilliant

I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life. — Steven Bochco

As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There — Stephen King

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them. — Criss Jami

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels

You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger

You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. — Dohee

If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
No one knows what he can do till he tries. — Publilius Syrus

Comedy and tragedy are basically the same thing. Comedy is just the art of making light of life's sufferings. Turning all your pain into a joke. — Katie Kacvinsky

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line. — Carrie Fisher

All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die. — Agatha Christie

A good joke is life laughing at itself. — Marty Rubin

Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married, have kids, and die. Thank you very much for attending the joke called life. They — Cameron Jace

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

God is bad, truth is a cheat, and life is a joke. — Jack London

If you can't make a joke at a time like this, what's the point of living? — Chloe Neill

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. — Garrison Keillor

Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. — Lisa M. Cronkhite

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE — Kresley Cole

Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The Love
Of My Life! — Petra Hermans

I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know? — Andy Roddick

Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. — Stephan Attia

If life is a joke, let us play it. — Santosh Kalwar