Life Joke Quotes & Sayings
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. —
Bob Dylan

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. —
Chandan Sharma

Hilta laughed like someone who had thought hard about Life and had seen the joke. —
Terry Pratchett

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke. —
Gregory David Roberts
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Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier. What a joke! My 2 sons serving in the military should talk to her, —
Cindy McCain

Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke. —
Paulo Coelho

Life is a joke and the only choice we have is whether or not to laugh. - Generic CH 2 —
Me

I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard. —
Red Skelton

Besides, if you're sick, I'm on life support. As wrong as that joke is. —
Lia Habel

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. —
Sandra Chami Kassis

Death often is the point of life's joke. —
Vladimir Nabokov

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. —
Maureen Johnson

Knowing we all gonna die makes life a joke —
Albert Camus

You cannot be a powerful and life-changing presence to some people without being a joke or an embarrassment to others. —
Mark Manson

I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living. —
Christopher Guest

You must learn to take a joke, Francie, otherwise life will be pretty hard on you. —
Betty Smith

Fickle as water,
our life is as dreamlike as smoke
- at our expense,
fate's private joke.
-The Bronze Horseman —
Alexander Pushkin

Everything in life is not a joke."
"No, but it mostly is. —
Allan Dare Pearce

Life must go on, even if it's no joke ... just pretend to believe in the future. —
Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her. —
Honeya

WHEN YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE DARKNESS OF LIFE, THAT'S WHEN THE DARKNESS TAKES OVER. —
Amanda Palmer

A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke. —
Arthur Miller

Life may be a grand folly, as you say, but it is harder to appriciate the joke when you're always the butt of it. —
Richard Russo

The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. —
T. S. Eliot

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. —
Jack Handy

In general, I tried not to take myself too seriously - I called myself "the manalyst," after all. My life's motto: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. —
Kresley Cole

Simon rolled his eyes. Apparently, all Shadowhunter dudes were underwear models, including his new roommate. His life was a joke. Julie seemed —
Cassandra Clare

Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life. —
Stephenie Meyer

I lived that life for real, so to talk about it was like a joke, you know what I mean? —
Tone-Loc

Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it. —
Rick Riordan

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. —
Lynda Barry

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. —
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line. —
Stephenie Meyer

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry. —
Robert A. Heinlein

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke. —
Neil Gaiman

all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them. —
Jonathan Woodrow

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. —
Rick Riordan

Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited. —
Santosh Kalwar

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. —
Adventure Time

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. —
Jimmy Buffett

When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life. —
Heather Sellers

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously. —
Ashleigh Brilliant

I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life. —
Steven Bochco

As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There —
Stephen King

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them. —
Criss Jami

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. —
Milton Berle

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. —
Corinne Michaels

You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. —
Richelle Mead

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. —
Andrew Barger

You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. —
Dohee

If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
No one knows what he can do till he tries. —
Publilius Syrus

Comedy and tragedy are basically the same thing. Comedy is just the art of making light of life's sufferings. Turning all your pain into a joke. —
Katie Kacvinsky

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. —
Honeya

Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line. —
Carrie Fisher

All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die. —
Agatha Christie

A good joke is life laughing at itself. —
Marty Rubin

Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married, have kids, and die. Thank you very much for attending the joke called life. They —
Cameron Jace

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. —
Janvier Chouteu-Chando

God is bad, truth is a cheat, and life is a joke. —
Jack London

If you can't make a joke at a time like this, what's the point of living? —
Chloe Neill

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. —
Garrison Keillor

Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. —
Lisa M. Cronkhite

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE —
Kresley Cole

Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The Love
Of My Life! —
Petra Hermans

I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know? —
Andy Roddick

Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. —
Stephan Attia

If life is a joke, let us play it. —
Santosh Kalwar