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Life Joke Quotes By Charlotte Shane: I am still capable of feeling used. I I am still capable of feeling used. I am still capable of having a sexual experience that makes me feel like my entire life has been a mean joke. Charlotte Shane
Life Joke Quotes By Susan Elizabeth Phillips: [Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his [Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Life Joke Quotes By Andy Kaufman: I never told a joke in my life. I never told a joke in my life. Andy Kaufman
Life Joke Quotes By Rachel Cohn: Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke Rachel Cohn
Life Joke Quotes By Rossana Condoleo: Never joke about the job of your friend. Never joke about the job of your friend. He/she feeds their family with it and it affects their dignity! Rossana Condoleo
Life Joke Quotes By Harry Toh Jun Shen: Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious Harry Toh Jun Shen
Life Joke Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: Life plays the same lovely and agonizing joke Life plays the same lovely and agonizing joke on all of us. F Scott Fitzgerald
Life Joke Quotes By Deyth Banger: CUT!...Cut......FUCKING CUT IT!....Where is the fucking screenplay? CUT!

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Where is the fucking screenplay?
Deyth Banger
Life Joke Quotes By Winston S. Churchill: A joke is a very serious thing. A joke is a very serious thing. Winston S. Churchill
Life Joke Quotes By Hannah Simone: Often women are pitted against each other for Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life. Hannah Simone
Life Joke Quotes By W.S. Gilbert: Life is a joke that's just begun. Life is a joke that's just begun. W.S. Gilbert
Life Joke Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything. Santosh Kalwar
Life Joke Quotes By Bob Dylan: There are many here among us who feel There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. — Bob Dylan
Life Joke Quotes By Chandan Sharma: If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. — Chandan Sharma
Life Joke Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Hilta laughed like someone who had thought hard Hilta laughed like someone who had thought hard about Life and had seen the joke. — Terry Pratchett
Life Joke Quotes By Gregory David Roberts: If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke. — Gregory David Roberts
Life Joke Quotes By Cindy McCain: Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier. What a joke! My 2 sons serving in the military should talk to her, — Cindy McCain
Life Joke Quotes By Paulo Coelho: Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke. — Paulo Coelho
Life Joke Quotes By Me: Life is a joke and the only choice Life is a joke and the only choice we have is whether or not to laugh. - Generic CH 2 — Me
Life Joke Quotes By Red Skelton: I won't mind dying if I can tell I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard. — Red Skelton
Life Joke Quotes By Lia Habel: Besides, if you're sick, I'm on life support. Besides, if you're sick, I'm on life support. As wrong as that joke is. — Lia Habel
Life Joke Quotes By Sandra Chami Kassis: I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. — Sandra Chami Kassis
Life Joke Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: Death often is the point of life's joke. Death often is the point of life's joke. — Vladimir Nabokov
Life Joke Quotes By Maureen Johnson: It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. — Maureen Johnson
Life Joke Quotes By Albert Camus: Knowing we all gonna die makes life a Knowing we all gonna die makes life a joke — Albert Camus
Life Joke Quotes By Mark Manson: You cannot be a powerful and life-changing presence You cannot be a powerful and life-changing presence to some people without being a joke or an embarrassment to others. — Mark Manson
Life Joke Quotes By Christopher Guest: I rarely joke unless I'm in front of I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living. — Christopher Guest
Life Joke Quotes By Betty Smith: You must learn to take a joke, Francie, You must learn to take a joke, Francie, otherwise life will be pretty hard on you. — Betty Smith
Life Joke Quotes By Alexander Pushkin: Fickle as water, our life is as dreamlike Fickle as water,
our life is as dreamlike as smoke
- at our expense,
fate's private joke.
-The Bronze Horseman — Alexander Pushkin
Life Joke Quotes By Allan Dare Pearce: Everything in life is not a joke.""No, but Everything in life is not a joke."

"No, but it mostly is. — Allan Dare Pearce
Life Joke Quotes By Louis-Ferdinand Celine: Life must go on, even if it's no Life must go on, even if it's no joke ... just pretend to believe in the future. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Life Joke Quotes By Honeya: Never make a person feel, that he/she is Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her. — Honeya
Life Joke Quotes By Amanda Palmer: WHEN YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE DARKNESS OF WHEN YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE DARKNESS OF LIFE, THAT'S WHEN THE DARKNESS TAKES OVER. — Amanda Palmer
Life Joke Quotes By Arthur Miller: A play is made by sensing how the A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke. — Arthur Miller
Life Joke Quotes By Richard Russo: Life may be a grand folly, as you Life may be a grand folly, as you say, but it is harder to appriciate the joke when you're always the butt of it. — Richard Russo
Life Joke Quotes By T. S. Eliot: The remarkable thing about television is that it The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. — T. S. Eliot
Life Joke Quotes By Jack Handy: I hope life isn't a big joke, because I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. — Jack Handy
Life Joke Quotes By Kresley Cole: In general, I tried not to take myself In general, I tried not to take myself too seriously - I called myself "the manalyst," after all. My life's motto: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. — Kresley Cole
Life Joke Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Simon rolled his eyes. Apparently, all Shadowhunter dudes Simon rolled his eyes. Apparently, all Shadowhunter dudes were underwear models, including his new roommate. His life was a joke. Julie seemed — Cassandra Clare
Life Joke Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Trust Emmett to find the joke in the Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life. — Stephenie Meyer
Life Joke Quotes By Tone-Loc: I lived that life for real, so to I lived that life for real, so to talk about it was like a joke, you know what I mean? — Tone-Loc
Life Joke Quotes By Rick Riordan: Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it. — Rick Riordan
Life Joke Quotes By Lynda Barry: In life there are always these things happening In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry
Life Joke Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life Joke Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Or maybe it was just that my life Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line. — Stephenie Meyer
Life Joke Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: I have never been able to see life I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry. — Robert A. Heinlein
Life Joke Quotes By Neil Gaiman: Hey, that's life, flick it off if you Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke. — Neil Gaiman
Life Joke Quotes By Jonathan Woodrow: all the hardships in life were all a all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them. — Jonathan Woodrow
Life Joke Quotes By Rick Riordan: It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan
Life Joke Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited. — Santosh Kalwar
Life Joke Quotes By Adventure Time: When bad things happen, I know you want When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time
Life Joke Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: What if life is just a cosmic joke, What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett
Life Joke Quotes By Heather Sellers: When something makes no sense, sometimes you make When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life. — Heather Sellers
Life Joke Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant: Life is too important to be taken as Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Life Joke Quotes By Steven Bochco: I remember practically every joke I've ever heard I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life. — Steven Bochco
Life Joke Quotes By Stephen King: As if life were a joke, and heaven As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There — Stephen King
Life Joke Quotes By Criss Jami: Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them. — Criss Jami
Life Joke Quotes By Milton Berle: I never stole a joke in my life. I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle
Life Joke Quotes By Corinne Michaels: Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels
Life Joke Quotes By Richelle Mead: You make a joke out of everything.Life's too You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
Life Joke Quotes By Andrew Barger: If you can't laugh at your life, then If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger
Life Joke Quotes By Dohee: You only get one chance at life, not You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. — Dohee
Life Joke Quotes By Publilius Syrus: If life is merely a joke, the question If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
No one knows what he can do till he tries. — Publilius Syrus
Life Joke Quotes By Katie Kacvinsky: Comedy and tragedy are basically the same thing. Comedy and tragedy are basically the same thing. Comedy is just the art of making light of life's sufferings. Turning all your pain into a joke. — Katie Kacvinsky
Life Joke Quotes By Honeya: If u want to work in Corporate, then If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya
Life Joke Quotes By Carrie Fisher: Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line. — Carrie Fisher
Life Joke Quotes By Agatha Christie: All life is a jest, Imhotep - and All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die. — Agatha Christie
Life Joke Quotes By Marty Rubin: A good joke is life laughing at itself. A good joke is life laughing at itself. — Marty Rubin
Life Joke Quotes By Cameron Jace: Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married, Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married, have kids, and die. Thank you very much for attending the joke called life. They — Cameron Jace
Life Joke Quotes By Janvier Chouteu-Chando: Life is a mighty joke that is not Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Life Joke Quotes By Jack London: God is bad, truth is a cheat, and God is bad, truth is a cheat, and life is a joke. — Jack London
Life Joke Quotes By Chloe Neill: If you can't make a joke at a If you can't make a joke at a time like this, what's the point of living? — Chloe Neill
Life Joke Quotes By Garrison Keillor: You can go your whole life and not You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. — Garrison Keillor
Life Joke Quotes By Lisa M. Cronkhite: Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. — Lisa M. Cronkhite
Life Joke Quotes By Kresley Cole: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE — Kresley Cole
Life Joke Quotes By Petra Hermans: Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The Love
Of My Life! — Petra Hermans
Life Joke Quotes By Andy Roddick: I'll be the first to admit it, the I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know? — Andy Roddick
Life Joke Quotes By Stephan Attia: Life is a joke, even though it is Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. — Stephan Attia
Life Joke Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: If life is a joke, let us play If life is a joke, let us play it. — Santosh Kalwar