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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is.
— Amanda Peterson
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
— Everett Dirksen
Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.
— William Congreve
Life is a near-death experience.
— George Carlin
My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.
— Jim Gaffigan
A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.
— Lance Armstrong
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them.
— Jake M. Johnson
A mother is the best friend God ever gave.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
— Tracy Morgan
Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
— Victor J. Stenger
It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even.
— Holly Hood
Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
— Taylor Hawkins
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
— Christina Dodd
Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test.
— Melissa Francis
This stupid toaster is ruining my life!
— Cole Gibsen
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.
— Peter De Vries
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.
— Rebecca McNutt
Life is funny. Why should the afterlife be any different?
— Nick Shamhart
Life is funny; it really is.
— Karyn Bosnak
All men are tragic ... All men are comic ... Every man is important if he loses his life; and every man is funny if he loses his hat.
— G.K. Chesterton
The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life.
— Kristen Callihan
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
— John Wayne
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins
Is there any good news?' Tesla said.Who ever promised that? Who ever said there'd be good news? — Clive Barker
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Life is funny and we are really funny, especially when we get to be hoity toity; we can be so ridiculous. Life is fun.
— Desmond Tutu
Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable.
— Kyle Johnson
Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.
— Lois Greiman
If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
— Jim Steinman
Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.
— Upamanyu Chatterjee
No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it.
— Jessica Day George
Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil.
— Henry Ward Beecher
Marriage - as its veterans know well - is the continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected.
— Thomas Mullen
I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels.
— Stellan Skarsgard
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
— Zane Stumpo
Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh.
— Isabel Gillies
Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.
— Vijay Balakrishnan
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general.
— Jenji Kohan
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Baggage is a funny thing. The more you have of it, the heavier it becomes and the longer it takes to reach your destination in life.
— Chloe Maxwell
Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny.
— Stephan Attia
Life is so much friendlier with two.
— A.A. Milne
Nate Silver is now forecasting Oscar winners. The only area of life in which he has no expertise, ironically, is life itself.
— Norman Chad
I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember.
— E.R. Frank
I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that.
— Brett Gelman
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
— Whoopi Goldberg
Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be.
— April Mae Monterrosa
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
— Jennifer Lopez
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
— Paula Danziger
Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life.
— Dennis Conner
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
Funny is funny is funny.
— Bob Newhart
Life without humor is not funny.
— Fishel Jacobs
