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I prefer delivery and solitude.
— J.M. Darhower
Nerd life is just so much better than regular life.
— John Green
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
Nothing is more essential in the treatment of serious disease than the liberation of the patient from panic and foreboding.
— Norman Cousins
The kind uncles and aunts of the race are more esteemed than its true spiritual fathers and mothers.
— Henry David Thoreau
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
When nature calls, I don't let it go to voicemail.
— Nenia Campbell
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it.
— Tom Althouse
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
Red running through silver, joining into something darker.
— Victoria Aveyard
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
When, then, a man was deprived of freedom he became like a brute. To
— Ford Madox Ford
The cold is getting quite severe already; all the quail have gone, and last night there was a full orchestra of wolves outside the post-station.
— Clive Phillipps-Wolley
Itchy, itchy, itchy, yo.Scratchy, scratchy, scratchy, yo.
Itchy, itchy, itchy, yo.
Poison summac daddy. Got an itch real baddy. — Kirk Scroggs
Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever.
— Margaret Sullivan
One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.
— Adrian Sandvaer
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
— Christina Dodd
