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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is.
— Amanda Peterson
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
— Everett Dirksen
Serenity of spirit and turbulence of action should make up the sum of a man's life.
— Vita Sackville-West
You know, it's funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life.
— Gloria Estefan
Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.
— Sheeja Jose
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.
— Nenia Campbell
You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson.
— Jay Nordlinger
And what have you been up to? she asked.Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them.
— Jake M. Johnson
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
— Russell Conwell
Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it.
— Peter Heller
If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks.
— Patricia Briggs
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you.
— Elizabeth Gilbert
So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.
— Nenia Campbell
It's funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time
— Meg Wolitzer
My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you
— Elizabeth Gilbert
I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
— Holly Hood
Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.
— Lois Greiman
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Life is funny and we are really funny, especially when we get to be hoity toity; we can be so ridiculous. Life is fun.
— Desmond Tutu
He's quite extraordinary with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life [on his co-star Hayden Christensen].
— Ewan McGregor
Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.
— Michael Jackson
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
— Jerry Seinfeld
When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over.
— Katie Couric
So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.'
— Shailene Woodley
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life.
— Lele Pons
In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do.
— Eraldo Banovac
You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life!
— Saurabh Sharma
She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late.
— Sophie Kinsella
Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever.
— Margaret Sullivan
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
— Darynda Jones
If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
— Jim Steinman
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.
— Adrian Sandvaer
Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil.
— Henry Ward Beecher
I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels.
— Stellan Skarsgard
Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.
— Santosh Kalwar
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
— Jennifer Aniston
Repetition will be repeated
— NightBits
It's funny how "a part" and "apart" are complete opposites, yet only differ by a little space.
— Wade Rouse
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life.
— Kathryn Prescott
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.
— David M. Evans
It was funny how the monumental shit in your life tends to happen in slow-motion and at warp speed at the same time.
— N.R. Walker
Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general.
— Jenji Kohan
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.
— Amy Summers
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.
— Ted Danson
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Baggage is a funny thing. The more you have of it, the heavier it becomes and the longer it takes to reach your destination in life.
— Chloe Maxwell
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life.
— Richard Yates
I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that.
— Brett Gelman
Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.
— Orson Scott Card
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
— Gena Showalter
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be.
— April Mae Monterrosa
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life.
— Angelina Jolie
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
— Jennifer Lopez
