Lie Funny Quotes
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Lie Funny Quotes & Sayings
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His lie ability is an asset
— Alec Sulkin
Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.
— Amit Kalantri
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
— Lyn Nofziger
Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.
— Lois Greiman
The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
If living in France bothers some people, they should feel free to leave the country.
— Nicolas Sarkozy
Of course I do, Jack! You have to beLIEve me!
— Raymond Benson
I am for everything startinginto full-blown perfection
at once. — Susan Edmonstone Ferrier
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
— Winston S. Churchill
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
— Charles M. Schulz
Funny how one lie leads to another and before you know it, your whole life can be a lie. I sit on the porch swing later, not even
— Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.
— Mark Lawrence
So long as the new moon returns in heaven a bent, beautiful bow, so long will the fascination of archery keep hold in the hearts of men.
— Maurice Thompson
I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
It's funny how we don't recognize our own reflections, but the one thing about them is they never lie.
— Jewel E. Ann
Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again!
— Diane Ackerman
It's okay to not be okay, you know.
— Veronica Roth
If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat.
— Martin Luther
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
— Socrates
I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.
— Steven Wright
I only lie for sex or money or to practice for when I need to lie for sex or money.
— Stephen Schneider
You have buttered your bread. Now you must lie on it.
— Beverly Rycroft
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
— Mark Wahlberg
