Lie Funny Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Lie Funny

Lie Funny Quotes & Sayings

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His lie ability is an asset — Alec Sulkin

Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems. — Amit Kalantri

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. — Lyn Nofziger

Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies. — Lois Greiman

The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible. — Michael Bassey Johnson

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

If living in France bothers some people, they should feel free to leave the country. — Nicolas Sarkozy

Of course I do, Jack! You have to beLIEve me! — Raymond Benson

I am for everything starting
into full-blown perfection
at once. — Susan Edmonstone Ferrier

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. — Winston S. Churchill

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. — Charles M. Schulz

Funny how one lie leads to another and before you know it, your whole life can be a lie. I sit on the porch swing later, not even — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all. — Mark Lawrence

So long as the new moon returns in heaven a bent, beautiful bow, so long will the fascination of archery keep hold in the hearts of men. — Maurice Thompson

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you. — Willie Pep

It's funny how we don't recognize our own reflections, but the one thing about them is they never lie. — Jewel E. Ann

Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again! — Diane Ackerman

It's okay to not be okay, you know. — Veronica Roth

If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat. — Martin Luther

Envy is the ulcer of the soul. — Socrates

I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't. — Steven Wright

I only lie for sex or money or to practice for when I need to lie for sex or money. — Stephen Schneider

You have buttered your bread. Now you must lie on it. — Beverly Rycroft

May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers. — Tina Fey

I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie. — Mark Wahlberg

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily