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Chuni!" Sunny shrieked, which probably meant "Let's go to the kitchen and get it, — Lemony Snicket

Fire is like greed, my comrade. It spreads across the world, thinking only of itself, seizing everything it sees, and ruining everyone's fun. — Lemony Snicket

Everyone tells you it's all right to cry, but not enough people say it's all right if you don't want people to know. — Lemony Snicket

There's nothing wrong with occasionally staring out the window and thinking nonsense, as long as the nonsense is yours. — Lemony Snicket

They could only stare at Esme's shoes and wonder why she as wearing footwear that was so violent and impractical. — Lemony Snicket

I think everyone's parents have secrets. You just have to know where to look for them. — Lemony Snicket

Very often you expect one thing from looking at the outside of it, but when you open it, there's something else entirely. — Lemony Snicket

Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation. — Lemony Snicket

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples. — Lemony Snicket

Respecting one's elders is difficult enough, but when they are soaked with water and have proved themselves to be dishonest, it is nearly impossible. — Lemony Snicket

The rest of the place was ransacked, a word for something that is fun to do to someone else's room, but no fun to have done to yours. — Lemony Snicket

As I'm sure you know, to be in one's own room, in one's own bed, can often make a bleak situation a little better. — Lemony Snicket

Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure — Lemony Snicket

You're noble enough, Baudelaires. That's all we can ask for in this world. — Lemony Snicket

It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself. — Lemony Snicket

Desperation is like a spilled drink; even if it's delicious, no one will get near it. Cultivate an aura of glamorous unapproachability. — Lemony Snicket

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. — Lemony Snicket

The accident," she said finally, "happened because Klaus was hypnotized."
"What your brother does for a hobby is none of my concern," Sir said. — Lemony Snicket

The infant was standing on a spot in someone else's story, during a moment of her own. — Lemony Snicket

I have a long list of things I'd rather not do. — Lemony Snicket

To hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left. — Lemony Snicket

Waiting is one of life's hardships. — Lemony Snicket

The mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart has one:yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done. — Lemony Snicket

Tadu,' Sunny murmured solemnly, which probably meant something along the lines of 'it's a loathsome situation in which we find ourselves. — Lemony Snicket

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. — Lemony Snicket

The word "dreadful," even when used three times in a row, did not seem like a dreadful enough word to describe everything that had happened. — Lemony Snicket

Stretched out in front of me was my time as an adult, and then a skeleton, and then nothing except perhaps a few books on a few shelves. — Lemony Snicket

Sometimes things can go on right in front of your nose, but you don't know about them. — Lemony Snicket

One cannot spend forever sitting and solving the mysteries of one's history. — Lemony Snicket

Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-"
"It's Herman Melville. — Lemony Snicket

-the phrase "lion's share" here means "the biggest part" and has nothing to do with lions or sharing- — Lemony Snicket

So you're reluctant, I said to myself. Many, many people are reluctant. It's like having feet. It's nothing to brag about. — Lemony Snicket

Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume. — Lemony Snicket

I'm afraid that's the wicked way of the world. Everything's covered in smoke and mirrors. — Lemony Snicket

You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That's why the dark is always close by. — Lemony Snicket

The sad truth is the truth is sad. — Lemony Snicket

Even the best plans can change if there's an accident. — Lemony Snicket

Course, mountains serve as homes to mountain goats and mountain lions, who enjoy attacking helpless picnickers and eating sandwiches or children. So — Lemony Snicket

Summer seems so cold without you, winter is even colder. — Lemony Snicket

Baudelaires had visited the office of Vice Principal Nero and learned about all of the academy's strict and unfair rules. When they worked — Lemony Snicket

It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches. — Lemony Snicket

It is always better to ask a question than to answer one. — Lemony Snicket

Who knows what any of those people or fish would do in our shoes?" Violet said. "It's impossible to know. — Lemony Snicket

I wasn't sad the way a spider isn't an insect. — Lemony Snicket

Dessert is the most important meal of the day! — Lemony Snicket

If you are a baby, your family will sere you in your underwear many times, and there's no use being embarrassed about it — Lemony Snicket

It's hard when you're missing your family. You wake up every morning like someone took one of your legs. — Lemony Snicket

Uncle Monty smiled at the orphans. 'That's quite all right,' he said. 'Questions show an inquisitive mind. — Lemony Snicket

Klaus, and Sunny had been many, many times to Mr. Poe's office at the bank, where he coughed and talked on the phone and made decisions — Lemony Snicket

There's a lot that doesn't make sense — Lemony Snicket

Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket," she said. "There's no reason to share it with me. — Lemony Snicket

And Sunny crawled around solemnly biting each of Edgar and Albert's shoes, leaving small teeth marks in each one so she would not be forgotten. — Lemony Snicket

It only seems scarey' Klaus said, as if reading his sister's thoughts, 'because of the mist. — Lemony Snicket

literature," I said. "What's — Lemony Snicket

People who say money doesn't matter are like people who say cake doesn't matter - it's probably because they've already had a few slices. — Lemony Snicket

We are respecting our parents' wishes ... They didn't want to shelter us from the world's treacheries. They wanted us to survive them. — Lemony Snicket

panic. "Vireo!" Sunny cried, which meant "Let's run - or, in my case, crawl - as fast as we can!" "We'll never run fast — Lemony Snicket

It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting. — Lemony Snicket

Very lovely indeed
- Quigley responding to Violet's comment about the view, while actually looking at her. — Lemony Snicket

The Baudelaires looked up and saw their guardian standing in the doorway of Violet's — Lemony Snicket

But it's far too late for us; ring, hair, letters, photographs
all traces of our love will be scattered then, like an anagram ... — Lemony Snicket

Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean that it's nonsense. — Lemony Snicket

If you ask one question, it will lead you to another, and another. It's like peeling an onion. — Lemony Snicket

Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted. — Lemony Snicket

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness. — Lemony Snicket

My aunt always says that if you put your mind to it, you can do absolutely anything," Jake said. "Is that true?" "No," I said. "It's nonsense. — Lemony Snicket

It's rarely good when someone says your full name, except perhaps when it's at the end of I have a package for. — Lemony Snicket

She was stronger than Stew Mitchum, or maybe she just wanted something more than he did. — Lemony Snicket

Never mind what my name is," the man said. "No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir. — Lemony Snicket

Nobody should feel pain all by themselves. — Lemony Snicket

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you. — Lemony Snicket

For Beatrice, when we first met,
I was lonely, and you were pretty.
Now I am pretty lonely. — Lemony Snicket

There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them. — Lemony Snicket

The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed. — Lemony Snicket

Myths are often entertaining, but they're never very helpful. — Lemony Snicket

Klaus had not told his siblings about the book, because he didn't want to give them false hope. — Lemony Snicket

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another. — Lemony Snicket

It is often difficult to admit that someone you love is not perfect, or to consider aspects of a person that are less than admirable. — Lemony Snicket

It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn't know ... — Lemony Snicket

We're all afraid, but that didn't stop us. — Lemony Snicket

I'm not a math tutor," I said. "I don't feel the need to check your work. — Lemony Snicket

The smell of cooking food is often a calming one. — Lemony Snicket

Most field trips contain sinister plots. — Lemony Snicket

So it goes,' Prosper Lost said, a little sadly. 'There are some stories you never get to finish. — Lemony Snicket

We both wanted to know each other's secrets, and we both wanted the other person to go first. — Lemony Snicket

There is nothing wrong with crying at the end of a long day. — Lemony Snicket

Allowed?' Uncle Monty repeated. 'Of course not! You are implored to come inside here, my boy. — Lemony Snicket

The difference between the two sides of the schism, is that one side puts out fires, and the other starts them. — Lemony Snicket

I will love you as a cufflink loves to drop from its shirt and explore the party for itself. — Lemony Snicket

Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. — Lemony Snicket

Is the mask working?" she asked me.
"How can I tell?"
"If you can breath, then it's working. — Lemony Snicket

Every problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution
even if it's right in front of your nose. — Lemony Snicket

The dumplings had the flavor of paradise, and the broth spread through my veins like a secret that's fun to keep. — Lemony Snicket

Don't repeat yourself. It's not only repetitive, it's redundant, and people have heard it before. — Lemony Snicket

It's bad for you if you never do anything bad for you. — Lemony Snicket

The map is not the territory," Snicket's chaperon advises him. "That's an expression which means the world does not match the picture in our heads. — Lemony Snicket

No, no,' Phil Said. 'It's fine. I've never liked my left leg so much, anyways. — Lemony Snicket

Klaus grinned. 'I'm sorry,' he said, 'but it was a very interesting book, and I'm so pleased that it's coming in handy. — Lemony Snicket

There's nothing wrong with athletics, but they shouldn't get in the way of your schoolwork. — Lemony Snicket

If you're not scared, she told me, it's not bravery. — Lemony Snicket