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I was just pulling your leg and it came off in my hand. — Robert A. Heinlein

When I go on holiday, I wear wedges. They accentuate your leg, honey, and you have to look good on the beach. — Amy Childs

We were laughing and then we were kissing and then my slutty leg went rogue and now we're having pizza. — Jana Aston

Ranger was slouched on the couch, watching a ball game. Bob was beside him, his big shaggy orange Bob head resting on Ranger's leg. — Janet Evanovich

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off! — Henny Youngman

He had to be kidding. If he had been any more toned, I might have dry humped his leg when I first saw him at Dairy Queen. — S.M. Reine

As we got closer to Notre Dame, I said, "Would you be embarrassed if I rounded my shoulders, dragged my left leg, and shouted, 'Sanctuary! — Harlan Coben

I have had two knee surgeries on my right knee: that was my jumping leg that I jumped off for years and years. — Caitlyn Jenner

He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg. — P.G. Wodehouse

A balanced life is like a three legged stool. Each leg - nutrition, fitness and wellness- is necessary and supports the other. — Ellie Krieger

I apologize for anything I might have done. I was not myself."
"I apologize for shooting you in the leg." said Lila. "I was myself entirely. — V.E Schwab

Please, Jonas. Men got brute strength and size. Women got hot bodies and steel-trap minds. It's our leg up in your little male-dominated society. — Jackson Pearce

Life is all about balance. Since I have only one leg, I understand that well. — Sandy Fussell

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying. — Elizabeth Taylor

Rossiter wasn't really on leave. He'd had a catastrophic fall a few years back while saving his wife's life and had lost a leg. He — Pamela Clare

The amount of painkillers I was given. Every time I had a pain in my leg I got used to numbing it out. — Sophie Anderton

I still find it strange, I suppose, when I say to someone, 'Can you just pass me my leg?' But I don't ever think about my disability. — Oscar Pistorius

Good, because did you see his ass in those jeans tonight? Seriously, I would gladly go to jail just to hump his leg. — Aly Martinez

He (Gil Hodges) fields better on one leg than anybody else I got on two. — Casey Stengel

Now that I've got some films under my belt, I have the courage of my convictions regarding acting. It gives me a leg to stand on. — Mira Sorvino

I knew a chap who bumped his leg, and it turned black and had to be cut off at the knee.' 'You do seem to mix with the most extraordinary people. — P.G. Wodehouse

A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida.
Then it got weird. — Tim Dorsey

It is quite beneficial for Charlie horses and cramps, even those associated with restless leg syndrome. It — Tom Hastings

But who knows why a man, though suffering, clings, above all the other well members, to the arm or leg which he knows must come off? — William Faulkner

seems that he forgot to mention using his leg to block a bullet several weeks back. He's — Morris Fenris

How did the Blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree. — Al Abama

I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg. — Dougray Scott

Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward. — Djuna Barnes

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. — Judy Sheindlin

I'd never gone as a kid to an ice rink. There was always that fear that I'd break my leg and it would affect my career. — Bonnie Langford

I hope he doesn't know he just touched my leg.
And nothing happened. — Tahereh Mafi

It is now a three-leg and one and three-quarter-eared cat. The cat still watches NASCAR, drinks beer, and is the smartest one of the three. — Skip Clark

Money is like an arm or leg- use it or lose it. — Henry Ford

Civilization is the world with its leg asleep. — Austin O'Malley

She puts one leg in the car and says, "I guess now you know you're not the only freak." It's the nicest thing she's ever said to me. — Jennifer Niven

I almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection. — Dick Dale

No, no,' Phil Said. 'It's fine. I've never liked my left leg so much, anyways. — Lemony Snicket

Everybody I know who goes out and plays a little softball, they break their leg. — Nora Ephron

I know of people who don't believe it, but depression is an illness, but unlike, say, a broken leg, you don't know when it'll get better. — Marian Keyes

We both knew what was for dinner as snake like, your tongue slithered up my leg to the inside of my thigh, flicking, tasting, teasing its prey... — Virginia Alison

Verence would rather cut his own leg off than put a witch in prison, since it'd save trouble in the long run and probably be less painful. — Terry Pratchett

My stern chase after time is, to borrow a simile from Tom Paine, like the race of a man with a wooden leg after a horse. — John Quincy Adams

I love Bill Clinton. I think we should make him king. I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg - everything. — Tim McGraw

Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less. — Jesse Petersen

If I'm going to show cleavage or chest then I don't show leg. I show one thing. If I show leg then everything else is covered up. — Tracee Ellis Ross

Maybe it was better to break a man's leg than to break his heart. — Laura Hillenbrand

Bloody bullocks, beggin' your pardon, gentlemen, but they'd take the wooden leg off a cripple to kindle a fire! — Alexander Kent

I think there's a little me hiding behind your leg, Chichi."
"I'm Goten."
"I'm Goku. Hi!"
...
"Daddy! — Akira Toriyama

I have this arsenal of high-waisted wide-leg '70s pants and overalls. They are more roller-disco than Alexander Wang overalls. — Sophia Amoruso

Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, or drop a jar of applesauce. — Natalie Goldberg

Don't you enjoy being alive? Don't you like feeling: This is me, this is my hand, this is my leg, I'm real, I'm solid, I'm alive! Don't you like this? — George Orwell

I've never been involved with anyone who's set out to hurt people, to break legs. It is a bit of a dying art — Steve Bruce

In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture. — Nancy Banks-Smith

Pornography does not inspire violence, but you can break a leg trying to imitate it. — Mason Cooley

Forward, and he tried to get to his feet again, but his leg collapsed — S.M. Reine

Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot. — Ani DiFranco

Well look at that. He's got the Rockwell genes. Maya's father gloated loudly over what Maya assumed was his third leg. — Melisa M. Hamling

Pivoting is not the end of the disruption process, but the beginning of the next leg of your journey. — Jay Samit

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader. — Jerry Coleman

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school — Dane Cook

Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg. — Dean Potter

Cross my wooden leg, swear on my glass eye. — Tom Waits

I could have played football for two or three more years. All I needed was a leg transplant. — Johnny Unitas

CLUN (n.) A leg which has gone to sleep and has to be hauled around after you. — Douglas Adams

He was kind of like a big puppy dog that just wanted to be loved but tended to hump your leg to get your attention. — Kathleen Brooks

Young as I was, I still wondered what kind of man this was who, with one leg bandaged, could quell a room full of rough men with a look or a word. — Robin Hobb

Calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg. — Abraham Lincoln

A dedication is a wooden leg. — Edward Young

tip Use colored leg bands to keep track of different aged chickens of the same breed. — Jessi Bloom

I have always had a dream to take part in an Olympic Games, and losing my leg didn't change anything. — Natalie Du Toit

It doesn't matter how high you lift your leg. The technique is about transparency, simplicity, making an earnest attempt. — Mikhail Baryshnikov

Discrimination has a lot of layers that make it tough for minorities to get a leg up. — Bill Gates

To stand strongly, we need three legs: Two legs and a work that will keep us busy! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste. — Jarod Kintz

How much better a man feels when he is mixed with halibut and leg of mutton and roebuck — Patrick O'Brian

I miss him like one might miss a scar, or wooden leg, something disfiguring but characteristic. — Nick Hornby

The leg of a baby is stronger than the balls of Muhamed Ali — Imi Lichtenfeld

When the brain thinks positively, the hands work positively, the legs run positively and the individual becomes a positive wholesome entity. — Israelmore Ayivor

they have to remove part of her leg."

"which part, upper or lower? — Monique Colver

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun. — Heather Mills

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. — Henny Youngman

A lie has no leg, but a scandal has wings. — Thomas Fuller

Fear is the chain that wraps around a free man's leg. — Todd Stocker

I'm quite happy to be thrown around and hopefully my leg will stay on. — Heather Mills

Call it that if you like. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one. — Robert A. Heinlein

She raised one leg and gave me all her weight as I dipped her. She either trusted me or wanted to fall. — John Green

Linc had always been a leg man. Thankfully hers made up for her caustic tongue and armour plated panties — Amy Andrews

She didn't know what to do with the severed leg. She had cut it off, but she didn't want to touch it or even look at it. — Larry McMurtry

Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets. — Sloane Crosley

I have no idea what I did. I heard people talk about dead leg, shake, change of pace and all that, but I did things without thinking about them. — Gale Sayers

My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants. — Tom Kaulitz

Oh, I burned it with my straightener."
"You burned your leg with your straightener? How long is your leg hair? — Cora Carmack

I'm in love with what a high heel does to a leg: how it makes a woman or a man feel. It's empowering. — Billy Porter

Side effects from doggie joy may include face lube and leg-humping" ~ Oberon — Kevin Hearne

There should be a left leg and a right leg. And I'll be in between — Lech Walesa

Airports and 'leg room' on planes are a form of medieval torture. — Mary E. Pearson

Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment with it. — Adrienne Wilder

Gatting at fine leg - that's a contradiction in terms. — Richie Benaud

Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches later. — Anthony Bourdain

You've already found your tribe." She hitched a leg over his hips. "It's called the Hathaways. — Lisa Kleypas