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Who to contact in an emergency?
911 — Neil Leckman
Who to contact in an emergency?
911 — Neil Leckman
I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.
— Neil Leckman
I tried to walk a mile in a man's shoes once. I ended up running most of the way!! Seems he wanted them back..
— Neil Leckman
They used to say, "A penny for your thoughts". I have heard that zombies will pay up to $5 a pound for your brains. Inflation even affects the dead!!!
— Neil Leckman
While walking with a British coach.
Why do you chuckle every time we walk by the theater that is showing "Free Willy"? — Neil Leckman
Why do you chuckle every time we walk by the theater that is showing "Free Willy"? — Neil Leckman
I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.
— Neil Leckman
Somebody once told me that I need a reality check, I told them that I'll accept money from any source.
— Neil Leckman
The man said, "The toy cars are a dollar a piece". The boy thought about that a moment and asked, "How much for the whole thing?
— Neil Leckman
Never torque a man's nuts unless you are his mechanic!!
— Neil Leckman
How many of you knew what the Thomas A Swift Electric Rifle was? An idea in the book years ago, and now who hasn't heard of a T.A.S.E.R.
— Neil Leckman
Have you ever found Viking in your cottage cheese?
— Neil Leckman
I always wonder how many potholes there are in the road less taken. I mean it's great to go where others don't, but is it maintained?
— Neil Leckman
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges soaking up so much water.
— Neil Leckman
They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and not welcome in my house this Christmas!!
— Neil Leckman
I took the road less traveled, now I need a map.
— Neil Leckman
If I were a candy bar I'd want to be a snicker, because then I'd have the last laugh!!
— Neil Leckman
I took the road less travled, now I'm lost.
— Neil Leckman
I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!
— Neil Leckman
When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".
I have often wondered if I was. — Neil Leckman
I have often wondered if I was. — Neil Leckman
My oldest son used to say his stomach had angries when he felt sick.
I always pictured an all night fight club for finger foods!! — Neil Leckman
I always pictured an all night fight club for finger foods!! — Neil Leckman
I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, that's why I like flash fiction, it's a lot like using a shotgun.
— Neil Leckman
I'm not sure what they mean by mispent youth, I used mine to get a nice BLT a few years ago.
— Neil Leckman
Don't follow your heart if you can't keep a beat
— Neil Leckman
I never completely understood the phrase, "I took my medicine religiously", unless of course it was a religion I was unfamiliar with!!
— Neil Leckman
You shouldn't follow your heart unless you can keep a beat.
— Neil Leckman
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!
— Neil Leckman
I think what I need to do is stay awake while I'm sleeping so I can see what I'm dreaming better!!
— Neil Leckman
Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!
— Neil Leckman
If I have a pocket full of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?
— Neil Leckman
I've always been afraid that someone would steal my identity some day and be more successful at being me than I am!!
— Neil Leckman
I am open to all comments, I accept them with humility, or as much as i can muster on short notice.
— Neil Leckman
They started the meeting out by saying, "Everybody please take your seats"
I was halfway back to my cubicle with mine before they stopped me ... — Neil Leckman
I was halfway back to my cubicle with mine before they stopped me ... — Neil Leckman
Why is ground round sold in a square package?
— Neil Leckman
Has anyone else noticed that most dreams happen while you're asleep? Makes it a lot harder to remember the details ...
— Neil Leckman
Is it worth the effort to tell an idiot that they are profoundly stupid? Or is it just good fun to see the blank stare?
— Neil Leckman
I tok the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
— Neil Leckman
If you die while travelling at the speed of light do you still see the light, or a 'temporarily unavailable' message?
— Neil Leckman
Sometimes I wake up and wonder if those chalk outlines they have at murder scenes get together for holiday parties ...
— Neil Leckman
Pharmacy drive-up window:
"Could I have your address?"
"Well, you could, but that would be one hell of a coincidence!! — Neil Leckman
"Could I have your address?"
"Well, you could, but that would be one hell of a coincidence!! — Neil Leckman
I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!!
— Neil Leckman
Quickly look down, now you tell me, when you were little did you ever imagine that you'd be wearing those shoes? Mind blowing isn't it?
— Neil Leckman
They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at least a rebate?
— Neil Leckman
So you like to stretch the truth?" he asked me. "Stretch, fold, spindle, staple or cut, whatever it takes to get it to fit just right".
— Neil Leckman
I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notice.
— Neil Leckman
Is it worse to double park if you're cross eyed?
— Neil Leckman