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You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave back all your MONEY. — R.v.m.

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids. — Jim Norton

They do have these things called bookstores there. I've heard tell that if you give them money, they let you leave with a book. — Lauren Morrill

That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave? Nick — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house. — Anthony Anderson

You're sure you didn't leave? Didn't try to explore Thunder Bay again, maybe go down to the park and, I don't know, dismember some poor jogger? — Kendare Blake

I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time. — Mac Miller

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. — Jim Butcher

Thought she said to leave the door open."
"It is. It's cracked. That's Open. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points? — Woody Allen

Knowledge is a rope, and you're weaving a noose out of it. Leave some slack for the enemy. — Nenia Campbell

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! — Russell Conwell

Leave your incidental Dick. — Vladimir Nabokov

And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore. — Donna Tartt

But of course these are scientists. Tell them to leave something alone, and all they want to do is poke it with a stick. — Beth Revis

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn

You see much more of your children once they leave home. — Lucille Ball

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned. — Ogden Nash

That's the funny thing about arriving somewhere, Vin," he said with a wink. "Once you're there, the only thing you can really do is leave again. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression. — Monica Murphy

Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products. — Jennifer Ziegler

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts. — Karl Pilkington

Basilard, can you cover our trail?
Basilard rubbed his head dubiously. Maldynado, Books, and Akstyr leave trail like marching army. — Lindsay Buroker

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny — Auliq Ice

I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together. — Nicole McKay

It'll leave you feeling hollow and helpless, and there is where you'll stay. Ain't it funny child, love sometimes leaves you as dead as yesterday. — Zakk Wylde

There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon. — Criss Jami

Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it. — Mark W. Boyer

There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school. — Mike Birbiglia

He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul. — Sabrina Fedel

I'm probably not very good at rom-com, being funny on demand; I'll leave that to the comedians. — Richard C. Armitage

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding

I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence

What do you see in him anyway?" "He doesn't leave the toilet seat up." I smiled bitterly — Jayde Scott

I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace. — Katie Graykowski

It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away. — Seanan McGuire

It's a funny thing, character, the way it brands people as they age, rising from within to leave its scar. — Kate Morton

Did Cap'n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny."
"Yeah," I said, "that's exactly how I'd describe him. — Joel N. Ross

Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah, — Patrick Thomas

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. — Wilson Mizner

Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny. — Al Swearengen

Funny how you notice how beautiful things are just when you're about to leave them. — Laura Ruby

Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave. — Juliet Blackwell

No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE — A.O. Storm