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I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.
— Jim Norton
They do have these things called bookstores there. I've heard tell that if you give them money, they let you leave with a book.
— Lauren Morrill
That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave? Nick
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You're sure you didn't leave? Didn't try to explore Thunder Bay again, maybe go down to the park and, I don't know, dismember some poor jogger?
— Kendare Blake
Thought she said to leave the door open.""It is. It's cracked. That's Open. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
— Woody Allen
Knowledge is a rope, and you're weaving a noose out of it. Leave some slack for the enemy.
— Nenia Campbell
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
— Russell Conwell
Leave your incidental Dick.
— Vladimir Nabokov
And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore.
— Donna Tartt
It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book.
— Alice Greczyn
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
— Lucille Ball
That's the funny thing about arriving somewhere, Vin," he said with a wink. "Once you're there, the only thing you can really do is leave again.
— Brandon Sanderson
Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression.
— Monica Murphy
Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.
— Jennifer Ziegler
Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.
— Karl Pilkington
Basilard, can you cover our trail? Basilard rubbed his head dubiously. Maldynado, Books, and Akstyr leave trail like marching army. — Lindsay Buroker
There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school.
— Mike Birbiglia
He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul.
— Sabrina Fedel
I'm probably not very good at rom-com, being funny on demand; I'll leave that to the comedians.
— Richard C. Armitage
It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.
— Helen Fielding
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.
— Jennifer Lawrence
What do you see in him anyway?" "He doesn't leave the toilet seat up." I smiled bitterly
— Jayde Scott
I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.
— Katie Graykowski
It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away.
— Seanan McGuire
It's a funny thing, character, the way it brands people as they age, rising from within to leave its scar.
— Kate Morton
Did Cap'n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny." "Yeah," I said, "that's exactly how I'd describe him. — Joel N. Ross
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
— Wilson Mizner
Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.
— Al Swearengen
Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.
— Juliet Blackwell
