Leadership Funny Quotes

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. — Mary Douglas

A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction. — J.G. Ballard

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek

Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up? — Heather Brewer

There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them,
and that's not training them and keeping them — Zig Ziglar

I steal things from people, characteristics, and I just stock them in my head like a library to use for characters in the future. — Luke Mably

I will take responsibility for all operations. — Shunroku Hata

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off- Cruz — Derrolyn Anderson

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. — John Wayne

There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them. — Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. — Adlai E. Stevenson II

Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do. — Gerry Geek

The question who ought to be boss is like who ought to be the tenor in the quartet? Obviously, the man who can sing tunor. — Henry Ford

I have done more for black people than any other person in the nation, North or South, — Strom Thurmond

Unfortunately, if you're going to say anything that's in your head, you're going to get some kickback. — Amy Heckerling

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different. — Colin Quinn

Life goes on, regardless of the future, each day was precious all by itself. — Karen Kingsbury