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Lawyers Funny Quotes By George W. Bush: The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush

Lawyers Funny Quotes By Jodi Picoult: Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damagers awards. — Jodi Picoult

Lawyers Funny Quotes By Thomas Jefferson: It is the trade of lawyers to question

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour — Thomas Jefferson

Lawyers Funny Quotes By Danny DeVito: What do you call 500 lawyers lying on

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito

Lawyers Funny Quotes By John Roberts: I find that when I tell lawyer jokes

I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes. — John Roberts

Lawyers Funny Quotes By Emma Chase: In third grade I thought I loved her

In third grade I thought I loved her - by sixth grade, I was sure of it — Emma Chase

Lawyers Funny Quotes By Emma Chase: You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!"

You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses.
"And you have the chest of one. — Emma Chase

Lawyers Funny Quotes By Robert J. White: There are no funny lawyers - only funny

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake. — Robert J. White

Lawyers Funny Quotes By Emma Chase: We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae

We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did. — Emma Chase